Completely useless & utterly random Bullshit.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Samanthasez, Mar 26, 2005.

  1. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Excellent advice, Medi! I especially like the Blackmailing bit...brought a big, shit-eating grin to my face.

    I've got a wild card...here's his pic:

     
  2. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    I think yer wildcard is a joker! 8)
     
  3. Checkmate

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    **shakes head** what guy in his right mind thinks a recovering/former drug addict single mother, with an exhusband who can't get her life together is attractive? let alone 2.

    When playing games like this and trying to start something out with the known intentions that you can't be trusted, and are seeing other men, you viewed as a prize, both men will compete till there is a clear and decisive winner. Then once the spoils go to the victor, you'll be tossed to the side back into the heap you came from. In contests like this all you will ever end up is alone. If either one of them was smart or had a any sense at all they would steer clear of the trainwreck they are riding.
     
  4. Samanthasez

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    First of all, Checky, I'm not a "former" anything, and second of all maybe you shouldn't be throwing rocks at glass houses- I'm not the one posting about moustache growing contests and bitching about Americans.

    As far as playing "games", there are no games, you dipshit, as clearly stated in the fact that they both know of each other.

    As far as being a single Mom, WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with that? Typical response from someone who's head is stuck up their ass and sees being "single" as a character flaw.

    You're, simply put, a fucking moron.
     
  5. Checkmate

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    First of all, Checky, I'm not a "former" anything, and second of all maybe you shouldn't be throwing rocks at glass houses- I'm not the one posting about moustache growing contests and bitching about Americans.

    Moustache growing contests are all the rage, you should enter your man enough to win.

    As far as playing "games", there are no games, you dipshit, as clearly stated in the fact that they both know of each other.

    The must be qaulity individuals to be lead around by the balls like that. Cause only real men fuck the same women, know about eachother and think it's totally cool. Once again you must take it in the ass.

    As far as being a single Mom, WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with that? Typical response from someone who's head is stuck up their ass and sees being "single" as a character flaw.

    Getting defensive about our choices my dear matyr? step down of your soap box, your not the first, you certainly won't be the last, your not breaking any new ground, your not a pioneer, you should read Gloria Stienham, I personally like her version of the empowered woman and the single mother in modern society.

    You're, simply put, a fucking moron.

    You got me there, that is the piece de resistance in your voltaire like dissemination of misguided judgements and off colour comments.

    P.S. thanks for mentioning the moustache growing contest in your post, BTW it starts this friday. That was uncommonly kind of you! Cheers! :lol:
     
  6. Schmed

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    Checkmate you really really suck at this, perhaps you should be playing checkers instead....
     
  7. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    **SIGH** I'm still getting the hang of all this posting jazz, you'll have to bear with me as I learn on the road to becoming a polished professional in the Fugly echilon of the posting elite. Rome wasn't built in a day.
     
  8. Samanthasez

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    Dearest Checky,

    Darling, would it be possible for you to not be such a knuckle-dragging sister- fucker? Also, I'd love it ever so much if you'd grow a personality. Am I asking so much?

    The fact that you put so much time, thought, and energy into your post leads me to the conclusion that you're entirely too retarded to grasp that this thread was just a silly poll to pass the time... most everyone else "got" it but you, strangely, do not. Is this mere coincidence? I think not. Read on:

    Y-O-U-A-R-E-A-P-O-L-E-S-M-O-K-E-R.

    I fetched this picture for you out of my own gallery -I hope you like it, babe.

    Hugz,
    Samee~

     
  9. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I wish I had tits that big :(
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Those are nice tits, I wanna lick em!!!!
     
  11. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Whos tits are they anyhow?
     
  12. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    One belongs to Jared, the other belongs to Schmed.
     
  13. mia

    mia New Member

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    Justin is the cutest Sam, think he is prob betta in bed too the other guy is attractive but too much of a poser
     
  14. Schmed

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    What Jared dosnt know is that I play with BOTH of them when he isnt around.
     
  15. DrBungle

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    I say you shouldn't have to choose ;)

    Tell them to both come over and fight over who gets which hole.
     
  16. MEDICVET

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    I don't think she should have to choose either..but men are dicks that way..they have them so gotta be them. ;)
     
  17. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Is that why you are a smelly, annoying cunt?
     
  18. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    AM NOT EITHER SMELLY!!!! :evil:
     
  19. DrBungle

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    I believe you. What does one get if they send a webcam?
     

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