Completely useless & utterly random Bullshit.

I'm fucking BORED.

I am so bored, in fact, that I will allow postees of this forum to judge just who, in fact, I'm going to ultimately wind up being with. Sound intriguing? I didn't think so.

Imagine, if you will, for one moment that you're me (too bad for you that you're not. I get A LOT of cock! Hah!- I threw the "hah!" in so I don't get some dumb cunt thinking I'm actually serious).

Here's my (your) Quandry: I am in love/lust with two guys- They both profess to be in love with me. They both are equally hot, talented and all that good shit...they are both aware of one another and are both pressuring me to make a decision. I can't . I'm hopelessly locked in a stalemate. This is where the Fugly posters of America, and THOSE OTHER COUNTRIES come in: Based solely on the pictures of the two, who would you pick to be my in-significant other? In my perfect world, all three of us could co-habitate together, spending the majority of time "lounging" in bed, but, alas, tis not to be.

Take a good hard look at them now because whoever winds up with me won't resemble a man after I'm done with him. Just ask my ex-husband. Don't get me wrong, I love men, they just drive me INSANE.

Since the rod ratio in this forum is 80% guy, I'd like some females, or maybe even some males pretending to be a females, to give their opinion.

Oh, and for all the haters: Fuck you, in advance.

Jared:


Justin:


What to do, what to do...

 

Personally I like me the best, but if you won't choose me then go with Jared, the other guy looks boring....

 

How about you, me and Jared? A schmedly!

 

I like Schmed the best as well, but I woulg go with Justin. His appearance suggests he is more stable and mature, but what do I know. My 2 cents.

 

Go with whoever has the largest penis.

 

Stable and mature sucks...and Samanthez....how about Jared hides in the closet and watches me fuck you untill you cry through the cracks, then you get up and make me a sammich and then I go to sleep??

 

Size doesn't matter.
*snicker snicker*

 

Sounds GREAT.

 

I like fresh sliced roastbeef on my Sammys thank you very much (no Carl Budding shit!!). Bring a walker too, you'll need it to get to the kitchen afterwards...

 

Ummm why are you not here yet??

 

Howz about you Pipe the Cank-hole and get ME a chicken pot pie?

 

How about you suck my taint, I spew in your face and we call it a night??

 

Only if Mr. Sniffles can watch.

 

But of course, just tell him to bring the Grey Poupon....

Sam, where is this pic of you that everyone (ok it was like 1 person) was talking about, I missed it somehow??

 

I'd say Jared. Looks like more of a MAN. Other guy looks like a shaved homosexual.

 

Can I switch my descion to Rez instead, I always forget about her latley....she's.hmmm..yumalicous!!!

 

Fucking Turncoat!

 

DUDE, Carl Budding is the bestest evar!

Also, please note that Schmed hosted a gay orgy at his house for Christmas last year:

http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6196

 

Too bad they won't go in for a threesome, both aren't bad, but men are so much more selfish than women in general imho because more women are willing to share overall than men..

Now if I had to choose between the two..Jared..something 'bad boy' about him..not many guys can wear a babushka and still look masculine, so he has that going for him too..

But honestly, if yer torn between two lovers, as the song goes..put them to some kind of sick psychological secret 'test'...like have a gf who is hot but they don't know come on to them and see if he 'hits it' or not..and be in the closet taking pictures too..

that way you will have souvenirs, whether you stay together or not. And if you do still pick a shmuck who would fool around on you, but who naturally swears he will never do it again, whenever ya'll are havin an argument you can bring up the pics as emotional blackmail ammo.

Or just say fuck it to both of them, and go for whatever's behind curtain number 3...