The Offical Dickie Davis Moustace Growing Contest

April 1st is the offical kick off date, in this thread please post pics of the starting phase of growth through till the final beautiful culmination of a gorgeous Dickie Davis Like Moustache.

Offical Rules:

1) Clean shave 10pm March 31st (no matter what time zone)

2) Weekly updates in the forum of the growth via a submitted picture

3) The final results will be posted on May 1st

4) Total growth is not the only deciding factor other categories include:
a) Thickness and overall apperance
b) general apperance and moustache construction
c) style of the stache (bonus points for creativity)

5) each stache is ranked out of a possible 25 points

6) the highest winning stache will recieive a money order or for 25 (what ever your currency, depending on country) and a bottle of champange to toast your stache with yer friends, celebrate the hard work and dedication of classic stache from a classic man.

The stache we are all aiming for: http://www.skool-days.co.uk/tv/ddavies.jpg

Good Luck and God Speed

 

http://www.skool-days.co.uk/tv/ddavies.jpg

The offical picture of the man, the stache, the legend

 

Haha, right on. I can't decide if I should be on Medicvet or Mia.

 

Fuck me. My mates are gonna rip the piss no end!

I agree to abide by those rules.

 

It's truly a small price to pay for growing a iconic piece of moustache history.

I also agree to abide by the rules set hence forth.

Happy Staching!

 

what prize does the winner receive?

perhaps being the proud giver of moustache rides to all females on this forum? If every other female is game, I am.

 

I still think CORPSEMAN wants to enter, she'd probably beat me.

Also, I can only grow ass hair.

Can we have an ass-hair-braiding contest?

 

Do not dis-honour the time honoured tradition of the Dickie Davis Moustache Growing Contest.

If medicvet has the ability to participate, she is welcome it is open to all we here at the Dickie Davis Society for Iconic Moustaches do not have a policy that allows for gender discrimination.

We however would encourage you to grow your asshair long enough to form a noose and hang yourself in a very creative, orginal and stylish manner. Because after all Whip it's your suicide, and you should leave your mark, and raise the bar for all of us.

In response to Medicvet's inquiry about the prize it was stated above, we here at the DDSIM do not encourage unsafe sex practices, but realize that what happens between consenting adults is perfectly legal. I regret to inform you at this time that we can not offer your prize with the ones are listed above.

However if you choose to offer that particular sexual act as a prize the DDSIM, in no way condones it. We do understand how you can become overwrought with excitment at the sight and thought of a Dickie Davis like moustache on one of the very handsome (i'm sure) contestants in this particulary grueling competion. It's one of the perks as any seasoned moustache competitor will tell you of the harrowing road that lies ahead, May the best stache win and the spoils go the the victor. In conclusion, if you choose to offer this as an added incentive (not that any contestant needs one, the pride, and distinction of being the owner of a Dickie Davis like moustache itself is it's own reward) it is without the support of the DDSIM or acknowledgement of the DDSIM.

In closing I wish all contestants the best of luck on this pretigious endeavor. May the best man and the best stache win.

"The true measure of a man is in his Moustache"

President and Founder of the Dickie Davis Society for Iconic Moustaches

Checkmate

 

Wait, I have an idea!

Can I enter the contest with my ass instead of my face?

 

Wouldn't make much difference in your case Whip. I hope to see an entry from you and your wife. We have a special prize for couples.

 

Can I be the juge? PLEEEEEZE . . . . . . . .

 

If not can I be the judge?

 

To all contestants:

The first offical posting of the your new growth is on monday after the weekend. Good luck to all contestants from all the good folks at DDSIM

Sincerely,

Checkmate

 

Alright,

Spring has sprung, any takers for the 2006 contest?

I'm in 100%

 

Finally a sprot for hairy bastards like me!

I'm in.

 

We have us two real men, any of you boys want to test your facial hair growing abilities against Dr. "SASQUATCH" Bungle?

 

I couldn't grow a stache if I wanted to, which I don't.






But upon further reflection that might only be because I can't and am bitter about that...

 

but shcmedly...you could post a picture of your famous guiness moustache....

I'll be calling from 614-***-1873 to chat about the playoffs, got a line on MSG if the rangers make the second round.

Cheers!

 

I can't grow a mustache. Guess that means i'm out.

I could refrain from waxing, but i'm sure the neighbors at the pool don't want to make that explanation to their young children.

 

I just shaved. Doesn't sound like we have an official date yet?