How Many Of You Foreiners Watch The NCAA Tournament?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Mar 19, 2005.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Best TV all Year Long.
     
  2. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    What about Cinemax at 2 AM every night?
     
  3. Robman97

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    Ahh, I remener watching Skin-e-max as a teenager. Good times were had by my hand and I. 8)
     
  4. Lucifein

    Lucifein New Member

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    south californian arse athletics?
     
  5. DangerousDan

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    I'm from Kentucky. That means I'm a UK fan. I also like UL. It was nice to see both of them win. Also, good to see Bobby Knight and Texas Tech make the sweet sixteen. Basketaball is a kick ass game. Soccer is boring by comparison. The NCAA championship is the ultimate sporting event in terms of desire to win and skill level to be achieved.
     
  6. bugs

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    Dangerous Dan is from Kentucky. Everyone in America feels sorry for Kentucky. Could there possibly be a more inbred, toothless and ignorant place?

    I take back all the mean thin gs I said about him. I think it is so wrong to make fun of people who have problems they can't help. He had no control over the fact that his parents were brother and sister, or that there was no flouride in his drinking water.
     
  7. pimpchichi

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    flouridated water?.. what a great idea that was :roll:

     
  8. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    That's why my mom fed me toothpaste for breakfast. Now I know... and knowing is half the battle!
     
  9. DangerousDan

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    Thanks bugs. Your the bestest.
     
  10. smiles

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    bugsy u have a crush on DD or some shit?
     
  11. Your Friend Whipone

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    Have you ever gotten home after a long day and started to smell something that wasn't right?

    You sniff here, sniff there. The smell doesn't go away.

    You can't rest until you find the smell and eradicate it.

    There is no going on with your normal routine of self-piercing of genitals, materbation, and cuticle trimming.

    You can't ignore it.

    Eventaully, it drives you mad. You toss your entire collection of shoes to and fro. You violently thrash through your refridgerator. Madness consumes you and, lip curled, your eyes bulge and mout foams as you pull at your chest hair and scream:

    "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!!??? MOTHERFUCKER!! I WLL FUCKING KILL YOU WHEN I FIND YOU."

    Kinda like that I'm guessing.

    Bugs doesn't post much unless something really "bugs" him.

    Get it? "Bugs?" I said... oh never fucking mind anyways.
     
  12. DangerousDan

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    Damn, I'm doing a better job on you dumbfucks then I thought. Anyway here's my favorite bugs quote "I like alocohol the best. I think it is a good halucinaginic if you drink enough of it." Bugs knows all about "halucinaginics" he learned all about that in the hospital where he "taught them dumbass doctors a thing or two" while stealing drugs and changeing bedpans.
     
  13. bugs

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    I am a she, not a he.

    Don't bother to ask. Im not showing my tits.

    I am not surprised that GimpDaddy did not approve of flouride. I have never met a Brit that gave a fuck about their teeth anyway.
     
  14. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Show us your clitoris!
     
  15. DrBungle

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    Shave it first!
     
  16. MEDICVET

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    so that is why yer 'teeth' are metal??? :lol:
     
  17. DrBungle

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    Snake Eyes is totally gonna get you for not showing props.
     
  18. bugs

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    Surely you will all understand why I am going back to being a "read only" member. Buh Bye Sick fucks.
     
  19. Your Friend Whipone

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    LOL, damn.

    I love you Bugs! Even if you won't post your clitoris on the internet for millions to see. And print out. And modify using photoshop to make your clitoris seem like a retractable roof baseblall stadium.
     
  20. Lucifein

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    WTF?

    Fuck you, your inbred mother and the damn camel you rode in on!!!!

    Lets face it, its well known amongst the europeans that all american bints are slack of cunt, so the camel might be a better lay.

    From a foul-mouthed british bitch.
     

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