" I am your worst nightmare. I'm a BAD American. ~By George Carlin~ I believe the money I make belongs to me, not some mid-level functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to some crack addict squirting out babies. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy-ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass off through a long winter? I never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years through the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I want to know which church is it exactly that the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always a part of the problem and never the solution. I think cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color. I think that if you're in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise never to delay the rest of us again. I think tattoos and piercings are fine, if you want them, but please don't pretend they're a political statement. I think Dr. Suess was a genius. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you're the President of the United States. If this makes me a bad American, then yes, I am a BAD AMERICAN."
Those wacky yanks and their love of guns, violence, and death. Never ceases to amaze me. I am awed daily by there own ignorance.
I stand corrected, english is not my first language. Also Gary that was a gramatical error, in no way does this take away from the context of the message.
Quote: "I stand corrected, english is not my first language. Also Gary that was a gramatical error, in no way does this take away from the context of the message." end Quote. What a wonderful excuse for talking shit...I'll have to try that sometime! Quote: "Those wacky yanks and their love of guns, violence, and death. Never ceases to amaze me. I am awed daily by there own ignorance...." end Quote. I love when foreigners generalize all Americans- it makes me feel all warm inside...kind of like the feeling I get when I clean my 12 gauge or watch a special episode of Jerry Springer...
So why have you got a picture of Dickie Davis as your icon? Seems strange a frenchman would be aware of one of the greatest living englishman. He went to my old school.
Dickie Davis I am sure is a lovely gentleman, but I think even he would have an issue with being called " The greatest living legend" come on he is or was a sports comentator. As was David Ike!!
Hi BaconBob! Nice to see you back around again! Another astonishing display of intelligence there. How do you come up with this great stuff? You never let on if you were a literary arts professor or a novelist. So, which is it?
In answer to your query me ol' china, My father is a raging psychotic Arsenal fan, My mother was a very young French woman (18), they met, had me, my dad split, I was born in Catford, England (south London, kind of) Bryon Close (flats we lived in) I used to watch Dickie Davis and the World Of Sport all the time (and let's face it his moustache is legendary) , My Mother only spoke French in the house, From 0 to 5 that was the first language I learned, We moved to Canada and we lived in Montreal spoke only French, and limited English. Went to university in Toronto (University of Toronto) learned English, so I consider French my first language, though I was using it as excuse when I obviously used the word "there" instead of "their". Moms passed on a few years back; I'm married with 1 kid, and another on the way. So to tie it all in for you, Dickie Davis is a constant reminder of my childhood, his moustache reminds me of a kindler, gentler time. He had panache and delivery style unmatched even today. One of the Greatest living Englishmen? Undoubtedly!
Gee, thanks for that touching autobiography, Checky. Might I suggest a blog? Maybe someone will actually be interested! Wink.
Hey, we only post real names if it involves trying to get ourselves banned from Fugly. Pierre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
