Everybody loves a story about some poor jackass getting stuck with an embarassing nicnickname. I will post mine later as soon as I get the energy assuming that time ever comes.
I got mine from back when my Dad would tie me up in the garage and leave a blow-dryer on my balls over night.
whipone, that explains a lot. Leave his address here; I know some SOF bros with nothing better to do than kill.
i know this dumbmother fucker called "squirts". when i was in football in HS oneday, we had to run all the fields. that is a square 3 foot ball fields long and 3 wide with a baseball field in the upper right corner. well we started out and all of the sudden you see all these guys jog around this guy and bust out laughing and pointing. when i reached him it was appernet at what had happened. he had nice long streaks of green ass paint running down his legs. seems his lower bowls couldnt take the pressure so his fat ass just let it go. he didnt come to school for a week. when he came back he had the illustrious name of Squirts. even the coaches called him squirts. apperently it didnt bother him much cause he was pretty much proud of the name. some chic i knew asked why they call him that and all he said was with a grin "cause i shit my pants" he was a dumb ass :roll:
