Crime? (Shades of LeTourneau)

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by sickem, Feb 10, 2005.

  1. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    Barry, you silly man. You're the only bucking bronco for me!

    Happy Valentines Day!
     
  2. DangerousDan

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    While all the other little wadsters were busy with their sears and roebuck underwear catalogues he was fukn a supermodel. Gods definitely smiling on that kid.
     
  3. smiles

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    ok yeah she's fuckable no doubt... but a supermodel? come on guys... even after 15 shots i'd have trouble calling her a supermodel
     
  4. DangerousDan

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    Any hot chick that screws a twelve year old has enough attitude to csupermodel in my book. Operatin outside of the law, she's a rebel, a loner, a wayward model, she needs it, she needs it real bad. Oh and she knows where she is going to get it. Don't you doubt that. Substitute teacher the next big box office hit.
     
  5. baconbob

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    She must be single for sure, or didn't have any pontang for a verrry long time to go do it with some 13 year old kid.
     
  6. smiles

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    13 year old males have poontang now?
     
  7. ucicare

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    Smiles - Bacon Bob is 13 . Everything is new and exciting at 13.

    Barry
     
  8. DrBungle

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    Especially his peepee.
     
  9. Dr.Roboto

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    that and the VHSs his mom watches with her "shaky remote"
     
  10. whipone

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    Hi, I'm baconbob:
     
  11. ucicare

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    That shot of Bacon Bob is hilarious.
    I hate that the Fugly power censors will have to zap it into history soon.

    Barry
     
  12. whipone

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    Nice bacon, bob.

    Now I understand how you got the name and the avatar.

    Won't you tell us a little more about yourself?
     
  13. MEDICVET

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    Is that pic real or photoshopped?

    When I was in high school I had the hugest crush on this gorgeous phys ed teacher..

    found out that he had been boppin teenage girls at my old alma mater for yeeeeearrrrs. When he was caught and I saw his pic in the paper I was thinking 'damn, he's still good looking~!'

    But I was an 'ugly duckling' and could have sworn that janis ian sang her song just for me, so he never showed the remotest interest in me. Now that I know what he was doing I wonder if he would have 'done me' if i had thrown myself at him..

    sometimes it is very different for a man than a woman, and double standards are there for a reason..but sometimes it ain't that different after all..
     

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