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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DrBungle, Feb 12, 2005.

  1. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    What color of mucas means you have a bacterial infection? My snot is totally yellow.
     
  2. Checkmate

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    Yellow, definately yellow.
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I know a home remedy that really works for sinus infections. First take two average sized bricks. Next, drop your pants and clap the bricks together firmly with your testicles between them. The resulting convulsive snort with shoot all the snotty infection right out. Works for ear wax too.

    Barry
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    HilBarryious!
     
  5. Dr.Roboto

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    dude its totaly yellow
     
  6. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    When it goes down into your lungs thats when you need to start worrying and get treated for pneumonia. Unless of course you have strep throat then you can start worrying now and go get some penicillin.
     
  7. Dr.Roboto

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    or be a cheap ass and eat moldy bread
     
  8. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Won't work. Besided penicillin is only good for Strep throat nowadays and that is about all.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Sounds like a sinus infection. Better treat it. You could get bacterial meningitis.
     
  10. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    If you would keep your nose out of degenerate hookers asses, and spend the extra $50, you might not be in this predictiment in the first place.
     
  11. DrBungle

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    Its my nose!

    Everyone has fetishes. . . don't judge me!
     
  12. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    you could have a sinus infection. does it feel like that? are you coughing up anything? also, how long has it been going on? one can have a cold and have thick yellow snots and it will take care of itself in about a week or so , sometimes a little longer or a little less. if you have a sinus infection you would need antibiotics. a lot of people get sick and the first thing they want is antibiotics, which don't work for a cold.
     
  13. DrBungle

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    I've been coughing up greyish goo and long with the thick yellow snot. My throat dries out real fast and I've had to drink a lot of water to stay hydrated. I've had a sinus headache that's easily taken down with some generic Ibrofrin Cold and Sinus pills.
     
  14. Checkmate

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    I wasn't judging, just aptly pointing out that for an extra $50 you could improve the cleanlyness of the service your paying for, afterall don't you deserve the best?
     
  15. DrBungle

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    Actually, if I really wanted to do that I'd just do it to my wife. . . she's cool like that.
     
  16. HORUS

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    i hope you dont die or anything

    i couldnt go on living if you just fucking dropped dead

    please dont die on us
     
  17. DrBungle

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    "Garth, that was a haiku."
     
  18. whipone

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    I need pictures of all of this yellow mucus.
     
  19. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Quench your fetish elsewhere, weirdo!
     
  20. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    It's in the interest of medical accuracy!

    Mathafukkahs!
     

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