DWAINE IS IN THE HOSPITAL

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  1. fuckstick

    fuckstick New Member

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    Dwaine is in the hospital and will be going under the knife.
    Dwaine is the one who owns tattooedscumbag.com if you didn't know.
    I am looking to start some kind of donation to help him out. If you have any ideas please let me know. Dwaine is a grate person and loves to help others. So lets show him the same respect and help him with these bad times.
     
    fuckstick, Jan 19, 2005
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  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Let him know that recent lab tests suggest that colonic-orificial dilations have proven highly beneficial in post-operative recovery of libido in hamsters and sheep and that i am just a plane ride away, waiting on standby with plenty polythene sheeting should he decide to grant me access to his gentle parts, and that i promise that, providing he doesn't struggle it wont hurt, and will give him a tremendous sense of release.
    Get well soon Dwaine,
    Love Nursey xx
     
    Nursey, Jan 20, 2005
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  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    NOOooooo! Dwainey-poo! I hope you recover quickly! XOXOX
     
    ratatouille, Jan 20, 2005
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  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    has anyone spoken with him? is he okay?
     
    ratatouille, Jan 20, 2005
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  5. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    His brother keeps emailing me. He says that he might not have to have surgery but that he's pretty messed up. He was apparantly preforming a sex act on a man in exchange for crack cocaine and had some kind of a seizure or something. I don't really know all the details. Did anybody call him? He posted his phone number on his site.
     
    Fugly, Jan 21, 2005
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  6. Coma White

    Coma White New Member

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    I thought they were going to give him a much needed liposuction.
     
    Coma White, Jan 21, 2005
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  7. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    DangerousDan, Jan 22, 2005
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  8. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    Call Dwaine if you can (919)413-6773

    he said he can be reached at his cell if all goes well.
     
    ratatouille, Jan 22, 2005
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  9. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    If he dies can I have his guns?
     
    whipone, Jan 22, 2005
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  10. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    my guess is no, but you could call him to ask.
     
    ratatouille, Jan 22, 2005
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  11. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    I don't have a phone. Did anyone call him and ask what's the matter? The poor bastard suffers from so many ailments I can't keep track of them all.
     
    Fugly, Jan 22, 2005
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  12. ucicare

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    I got his voice mail at the number.

    He was having real bad headaches last week. I don't know if it is related.

    Barry
     
    ucicare, Jan 22, 2005
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  13. ratatouille

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    He's home now and sleeping. I am sure he'll show up and tell us all what the story is.
     
    ratatouille, Jan 23, 2005
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  14. Reizvolles

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    We do miss you Dwaine, you big hairy sex toy. Get back here in a hurry. Sleep all you need, then plonk that big ass back in your computer chair.
     
    Reizvolles, Jan 23, 2005
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  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    It was another attack of diverticulosis again. it didnt pucture my intestine this time, so better luck next time
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jan 23, 2005
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  16. ucicare

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    Lock up the wife and kids. The beast lives!

    Barry
     
    ucicare, Jan 23, 2005
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  17. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    next time try this. if nothing else it will secure you an IV shot of dilaudid.

    glad yer back dude.
     
    ratatouille, Jan 23, 2005
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  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Time to file a lawsuit.:?
     
    Nursey, Jan 24, 2005
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  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Nursey, Jan 24, 2005
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  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hahah there plenty of fibre....


    Anyways, havent had any bojangles in like a year
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jan 24, 2005
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