1) Love your new .gif - been staring at it for a few minutes now... 2) Your recent posts (earthquakes/etc.) - chilling. To the bone. God bless the Internet. 3) Love ya. *hiccup* Bye!
*Dabs small tear from eye* There is none so pure as the sweet love which grows amidst the poisonous thorns of Fugly forum. *Grabs Lomo's head and buries it deep in large, heaving, heavy bosom* (borrows UT's tits for this purpose) *Silently mouths* Luffywtwlomo *lip quivers almost imperceptibley*
Hey nursey we've known each other for years and you've always had this fasanation with me so i was wondering......how come ive never seen you or your tits im itching to meet this goddess.
Not so much 'fasanated' as fanusated, Tommy. As if some mysterious force of fate connects you to me on the realm of consciousness that physically manifests as my anus? Whenever you have been away for a long time, I know the moment you return without having even viewed the forum!? The first time i noticed this bewildering phenomenon was about a year ago. I just suddenly felt the most incredible heat emanating from my sensitively attuned ringpiece, and the almighty throbbing coupled with sharp stabbing spasms that accompanied it was almost more than i could bear. I could 'hear' the unmistakable Mancunian 'EHHH!?!' that i always associate with you resounding through my head. Face contorting in sheer agony, i sidled slowly and gingerly towards my computer, emitting short, shrill shrieks (as i suppressed the urge to scream)...then gritted my teeth and hit F5. Sure enough, there it was. A thread entitled 'Oi you bunch of wankstains' (or something to that effect) 'Hi cunts bet you missed me geass il chear you all up i broke me fuking cock falling unconchiuss(sp?) on too me stifey after chuting up sum viagra mixted wiv amphetinims'. (I can't honestly remember the exact words). At that point i felt my anus...Just. Give....as the pressure burst my sphinctural limits erupting into a bulging, large haemmorrhoidal vein. To my astonishment, this uncanny response has happened every time you've returned after a long absence without fail. What star sign are you, out of interest? And my infamous vicious little titties are now big shots in the seedy underworld of organised crime, a bit like the Kray twins, if you will? Next time you go to the Hacienda, look out for that whiney poseur ex-manager of New Order. As soon as you see him transform from anxious, shifty looking weasel into super-smarmy, flamboyant arse-crack licking mode, you can bet he has a V.I.T. visitor...or two. Loiter around the tradesmen's entrance with your name on a piece of card and i'll arrange for you to get a stiff kicking from 'the boys' ('Bonnie' and 'Wedgie' as they're fondly known). Think nothing of it my friend!
Nurzi the Nazi Nursey Nurzi is a NO GOOD NAZI who makes me Nauseous. LOL I actually came looking for the little deranged slut because she deserted LOTF when me & other peeps were actually paying attention to her links & crazed rants. And why do Nurzi and Pimp desert forums together? Highly suspicious, I'd say. PLus, she made Prince Harry dress like a NAZI. You all know that NURZI was behind it. It's just her style.
NURZI Hey Peeps, I came all the way from HERE: http://p199.ezboard.com/bthelandofthefree Hunting for Nursey, who went AWOL. I miss her.
Oh joy. You will need to try harder than that if you are hankering after a stiff, correctional kick-in, Herr Dokterr.
Fuck me what a response.... Nursey i think i love you, im not bothered how small your tits are id still like to see em,whatever happened to my nightclub webpage that u made me im sorry that i fill you with this intense dread when i return(but kinda turned on by it as well i must admit) the hacienda is a pile of rubble now hun and has been for years and aint you from blackburn cos if you are im a lot closer than you think actually ill meet you up tockholes and we'll go and harrass some sheep. all love forever p.s.thats the best response ive ever had.
no she isn't.. i am.. oswaldtwistle to be exact.. ps look what i found on the tockhalls village website..
ferrets cool ill try anything once,how about we meet up tockholes then pimp to molest some sheep i bet you could show me a thing or 2.
you wanna bet your ass i can?... i saw that report in the evening telegraph.. you're a legend round ramsbottom way
...i almost forgot...my tits. They are slightly bigger than they look there and bear an uncanny resemblence to the Krays.
Not quite what i had in mind nursey,there very nice but it makes me feel a little like garry glitter looking at that.
