Why don't they have any phone books in China?

'Cause theres so many wings and wongs someone might wing the wong number.

ugh. Sorry about that.

 

i got some free thai rice in my takeaway from the local chinkys, when i asked him why it was free, he told me everyones getting some as theres loads just floating around!

 

and plenty spare ribs too!

 

now thats fucking raw