I just got over this nasty stomach flu that I thought was food poisoning. I shit 13 times on Christmas (one of the turds was a foot long). I couldn't move my head for days.. thought I had spinal meningitis. Neck is still stiff. Went to the ER got an IV put in my arm instead of my hand which was interesting and got an RX for some phenergan with codeine. This stuff is good for sleeping after you take a few doses of it. Anyone had the flu yet? Did anyone ever shit their pants or puke in school? I pissed my pants in second grade when some girl fell head first down the slide. It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. Oh.. I shit my pants in the forth grade waiting to go to the bathroom.. thought I was just going to release a fart, but more came out... kinda traumatized me so now if I have to shit, I'm afraid to fart.
I was a real pissy pants in 1st and 2nd grade. Then after that I became an adult or something. It just stopped.
