Merry fucking xmas

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by tommy710, Dec 25, 2004.

  1. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    To every single one of you weird fucked up freaks.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    May a japanese lady, not charge you to shit in your mouth today
     
  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    To all you Jews, or fans of good music, dload this song from whatever program you use...


    Band: Atom and His Package
    Song: What We Do On Christmas


    Subject Matter:Jews in Xmas....
     
  4. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Guess this song!




    When I was small I believed in santa claus
    Though I knew it was my dad
    And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
    Open my presents and I’d be glad

    But the last time I played father christmas
    I stood outside a department store
    A gang of kids came over and mugged me
    And knocked my reindeer to the floor

    They said:
    Father christmas, give us some money
    Don’t mess around with those silly toys.
    We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
    We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys

    Don’t give my brother a steve austin outfit
    Don’t give my sister a cuddly toy
    We don’t want a jigsaw or monopoly money
    We only want the real mccoy

    Father christmas, give us some money
    We’ll beat you up if you make us annoyed
    Father christmas, give us some money
    Don’t mess around with those silly toys

    But give my daddy a job ’cause he needs one
    He’s got lots of mouths to feed
    But if you’ve got one, I’ll have a machine gun
    So I can scare all the kids down the street

    Father christmas, give us some money
    We got no time for your silly toys
    We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys

    Have yourself a merry merry christmas
    Have yourself a good time
    But remember the kids who got nothin’
    While you’re drinkin’ down your wine

    Father christmas, give us some money
    We got no time for your silly toys
    We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over
    We want your bread, so don’t make us annoyed
    Give all the toys to the little rich boys
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Kid Rock needs to do a remake on the Kinks tune. Would be good.

    Barry
     
  6. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Really? I've always thought Kid Rock needed to kill himself with a bat after he cuts off his tongue with a chainsaw.
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Or that. That would be good too.

    Barry
     
  8. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Oo Oo, good job Barry on the song guess!! And Kid Rock does need to die, and horribly I might add,.
     
  9. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I agree
     

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