Fugly Consensus on Best Breed of Dog

No. He worked on it over the period of a few weeks. I put a baby gate up so he can't fuck up the door anymore. I guess it's more fun to clean up plastic than wood anyway.nhbv n dxlk

 

Try taking him for regular excercise, he'll be less inclined to damage the furniture, believe me I know this from personal experience...

Think hard whether you should own a dog in the first place as they are more demanding than children.

 

As an aside, Pukey, your house is reminiscent of a crime scene shot of Jefferey Dahmers apartment...

Coincidence? I think not.

 

That's my basement and thanks.

 

And you made me go look up what his apartment looked like:

 

Nice flat... Wonder if he'd have me for dinner sometime...

Seriously, though... One of your tables looks suspiciously similar to my old coffee table I returned to the curb from whence it came:

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


Now there's a coincidence if I ever saw one...

 

Well, mine is a really old tv stand and it's not nearly as busted up as that, but I can see similarity in the shape and design.

Why do you have a picture of it? Do you photograph every belonging you have?

 

Bwahahahaaaa... are you saying he's a bit A.N.A.L?

Come on Lomo, fess up.

 

That pressed sawdust piece with half the drawers missing really sets off the room as well. Nice touch.

 

What is this? Fucking Martha Stewart? It's a BASEMENT. Since when does it matter what your basement looks like? I'm so sure I have drums set up in my living room and my floor painted brown...

It's my dog's apartment and he told me to tell you to fuck off and quit dissing his shit.

And I don't get the drawers comment... nothing in that picture ever had drawers...

 

Thank you for adding a little brightness to my day. That was alot of bang for the taunting buck.

 

pits are the best. ive had 3. all those other kinds of dogs people said are fucking gay. espessially dobermans. they have the weakest sense of smell of all the dogs and shitty breeding has destroyed every aggressive bone in thier body. you might as well get a mini pincher. they would eat less but be a little bit more protective.

 

There's protective and then their is fukn nuts. I would prefer not to have a potentially neurotic dog with a couple of thousand pounds per square inch in snapping power. As much as I would like to be protected from whatever scumbag that my invade my home I can't see putting the neighbors little 8 year old at risk. Shepards, Pinchser's, or even rotweiller's in the right hands are plenty good at protecting a house.

 

I vote for whatever kind of dog Nursey has. He is obviously conservative and rational, hence the reason he bit Nursey.

Barry

 

ive worked in animal clinics for four years now and before that i groomed dogs for 3 yrs.
pits are the best breed by far. they are not crazy nor do they snap for no reason. they are highly sensitive is all, and the neighbors 8 yr old is a noisy fuck who needs to get bit.
bouviers are also awesome dogs, though i dont most of you inbreds have ever heard of them. theyre like big giant bears. i use to ride one around the groom shop. fuck your comments on that too.

 

What the fuck is a bovier and who made a comment on them? I had a mastiff and he was 220 lbs.

 

Obviusly, you have never owned a pitt bull... Please just like shut up and shit out another few dozen mullatos for us to have to pay for with our taxes

 

The only dog I had as a kid was a border collie mixed with a mutt. The dog was part human, I swear. My dad gave it away because it kept following my him whenever he had a little "visit" over at the neighbors house. The problem is that the dog would come back and tell on him.

The only dog I had as an adult was a pure bred dachsund. It had a fetish for watching (and barking encouragement for) the newlyweds in action, so he had to go. Otherswise a very loyal and fun dog.

I would go with Dubya - the border collie is a cool dog. And the liability insurance is certianly more affordable than for the pit bull or the bigger dogs. No liability insurance you say? Then don't buy a dog. They all have mouths, and all will bite somebody eventually.

Ask Nursey. Her own dog bit her. I hope she doesn't find out that I am controlling it's thoughts.

Barry

 

You see, you should have known if you got one of those little yappy dogs he was going to yap. The dachsund is the one type of dog besides those little toy homo dogs that I honestly can say I don't like. It's not that I don't like them so much as I don't like the people that bred them that way. After all it's not their fault they were born that way. Disgusts me. The only kind of little dog that is pretty cool that I know of is the Australian cattle dog. Even if you have a dachsund once you got him he's yours unless you find a good home for it in my opinion. In my mind having a dog put down becuase you don't like it's habits is pretty fukn lame. It's your fukn fault for not studying up on the breed before you bought the dog and what they are going to be like.

 

Dearest Dan,

Please don't think I KILLED my dog because it yapped. You are confusing me with Dwaine. I gave the precious little mongrel to my brother, who fed the little beggar table scraps his whole life.

Barry