A few things I've learned in life - (I didn't create these, I only restated them. - I don't know who to credit for the original idea.) 1. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 2. Most people don't have an attitude problem, they have a perception problem. 3. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 4. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. 5. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. 6. On the ladder of success, people are usually able to climb one rung above the level at which they were competent. 7. Arguing with a fool is thrice foolish. It wastes your time, leaves you frustrated, and the fool enjoys it. Any favorites that you would like to share? Barry
These are good.. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Arabian Proverb If you conduct yourself properly, fear no one. -- Syrian Proverb Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire. -- Syrian Proverb Lie to a liar, for lies are his coin; Steal from a thief, for that is easy; lay a trap for a trickster and catch him at first attempt, but beware of an honest man. --- Egyptian Proverb While the word is yet unspoken, you are master of it; when once it is spoken, it is master of you. --- Egyptian Proverb Ask the experienced rather than the learned. -- Syrian Proverb A rotten core sometimes is hidden by a beautiful surface. -- Moroccan Proverb He who digs an evil hole will fall into it. -- Arabian Proverb Don't open your lips if you are not sure what you will talk about, silence is more beautiful. -- Arabian Proverb Live together like brothers and do business like strangers. -- Iraqi Proverb Every ambitious man is a captive and every covetous one a pauper. -- Arabian Proverb Write the bad things that are done to you in sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble. -- Arabian Proverb That which a baby drinks in his mother's milk will vanish only in the grave. -- Arabian Proverb Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it. -- Arabian Proverb A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. --- Iraqi Proverb
That is VERY true. *checks puncture wound scar on shoulder after fork/irate girlfriend interface scenario*
Don't do your dealing on asda carpark when your car is well known to the local constabulary and theres fucking cameras everywhere.
Here's my favorite: The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. That's for all you complaining cunts.
i decided to play nice heres a list of my favourite cliches Feelings are everywhere -- be gentle. Some facts should be suppressed, or, at least, a just sense of proportion should be observed in treating them. It is the Vague and Elusive. Meet it and you will not see its head. Follow it and you will not see its back. Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician. Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. A linguistic system is a series of differences of sound combined with a series of differences of ideas. Entrepreneurial profit is the _expression of the value of what the entrepreneur contributes to production. Malice is only another name for mediocrity. The reward of art is not fame or success but intoxication: that is why so many bad artists are unable to give it up. The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage. Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know what's cooking. If you want your dreams to come true, don't over sleep. We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. Architecture is petrified music. i am the god of copy and paste
just to piss someone off am bringin this back..that and to say that I like Horus's post best..that one gave me pause and food for thought. Mine is LIFE IS SUFFERING. Buddha was fat and prolly died of too much cholesteral but was one wise dude.
