The Rattle Shmed's Cage Thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Dec 20, 2004.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    I'll start by posting these Toby Keith Lyrics:

    Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue

    American Girls and American Guys
    We’ll always stand up and salute
    We’ll always recognize
    When we see Old Glory Flying
    There’s a lot of men dead
    So we can sleep in peace at night
    When we lay down our head

    My daddy served in the army
    Where he lost his right eye
    But he flew a flag out in our yard
    Until the day that he died
    He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
    To grow up and live happy
    In the land of the free.

    Now this nation that I love
    Has fallen under attack
    A mighty sucker punch came flyin’ in
    From somewhere in the back
    Soon as we could see clearly
    Through our big black eye
    Man, we lit up your world
    Like the 4th of July

    Hey Uncle Sam
    Put your name at the top of his list
    And the Statue of Liberty
    Started shakin’ her fist
    And the eagle will fly
    Man, it’s gonna be hell
    When you hear Mother Freedom
    Start ringin’ her bell
    And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
    Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

    Justice will be served
    And the battle will rage
    This big dog will fight
    When you rattle his cage
    And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
    The U.S. of A.
    `Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
    It`s the American way

    Hey Uncle Sam
    Put your name at the top of his list
    And the Statue of Liberty
    Started shakin’ her fist
    And the eagle will fly
    Man, it’s gonna be hell
    When you hear Mother Freedom
    Start ringin’ her bell
    And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
    Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    That song glorifies killing people that threaten our freedoms. It fans the flames of revenge, and justifies retaliation. It paints a picture of a bad assed, boot in your eye America. It glorifies war, and stirs a sense of pride in America's sorid history of striking back a death blow when provoked.
    It's a flag waving, chest thumping, shoot the wounded and take no prisoner, to hell with the rest of the world type of song that should ......it should ........well ......... it should be our national anthem.


    Just a quick History refresher -

    The United States kicked Germany and Japan's aggressive asses back in the 40's. Have these two countries given anybody any trouble sense? We bombed Lybia's arrogant dictators home in the 1980's Don't we all just get along swell with out new friends in Lybia now? And lets not forget our closest Ally England. I think we had to bloody their nose too to get them to leave us the hell alone. Nobody is friends with someone they can't respect.

    We made the mistake of NOT kicking Germany's ass completely in 1918, nor North Koreas in the 50''s, and Iraq's in 1991. Guess what? We had to do the job twice. (North Korea is next, as soon as we mop up in Iraq.)

    Give George W credit for one thing. A least he understands you don't fight a war half way unless you want to fight it again in a few years. He also understands the concept of winning a war by overwhelming force resulting in annihilation, not the losers way of punch and jab.

    This country may suck in alot of ways, but overall it is better than anything else there has ever been. A LOT better.

    Think about this - we put up fences in America to keep people out, not to keep them in. Name one other country on Earth that people are willing to die just for chance to immigrate there.


    Justice will be served
    And the battle will rage
    This big dog will fight
    When you rattle his cage
    And you’ll be sorry that you messed with
    The U.S. of A.
    `Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
    It`s the American way

    Brought to you Courtesy of the Red White and Blue



    [wipes a tear from his eye with a red, white and blue handkerchief]


    Barry
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    your economy all hinges on the goodwill of the tiger economists these days doesn't it?... NK won't be next :)
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Well, you are probably right. But it sounded good to me when I wrote it. Remember, it is hard to type while waving a flag in one hand.


    U-S-A......U-S-A.......U-S-A.......U-S-A ......

    Don't take me too seriously. I am sniffing dry erase markers again.

    Barry
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    PRC PRC PRC PRC!!!
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Ok, that is funny. :lol:


    Barry
     
  7. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Who in the hell is "Shmed"??
     
  8. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    good gollum
     
  9. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    And he has a cage??
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    no.. a precious
     
  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    WE WANTS IT!!
     
  12. whipone

    whipone New Member

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  13. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    HaHahahhahhaa
     

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