ow my fucking foot

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by tommy710, Dec 11, 2004.

  1. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Ive just stood on a big fucking hook and its just gone straight through my fucking foot and its hurting like a bastard,seeing as you aint heard off me in awhile i thought you might like to know that so you can all have a good fucking laugh at my misfortune you bunch of cunts.
     
  2. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    If you haven't had your tetanus shot within the last 10 years you should go get it now.
     
  3. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    How long have you been a doctor dickface im gonna get pissed up and stoned out my mind,so blow me ya fucking peado.
     
  4. tommy710

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    Aaaaaaaaahhhh ive missed this fucking place i hate to admit it but its true,your all twats so go get fucked.


    I M C BLOWS DOGS.
     
  5. Nauseous

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    You really should get a tetanus shot.

    Yew doent wunt too git lock jaaw, tommeh!

    Oh, and Tommy, I must confess... I was Tommy's mum.

    It drove you crazy. That's why I kept doing it.
     
  6. tommy710

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    You mother fucker nauseous ive wondered who that was for years i hope you get syphillis so bad that your nose drops off and your balls turn back,ill never forget the nightclub that nursey did for me with tommys wank cuboard and tommys mams bedroom that was fucking classic that was.
     
  7. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    You brits are all class.
     
  8. DangerousDan

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    Damn, I forgot to ask how many snaggle teeth you have. I'm guessing two. Might be nice if you wait and let some other people guess before you give the answer.
     
  9. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Shut up you worthless shit heap.
     
  10. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Apparently Schmed also has some snaggle teeth.
     
  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Wow, you are a witty one (and let's not forget dangerous) arn't you. I'm impressed.
     
  12. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    I dont think thats possible,if SHE has balls then,Ill be really upset for jackin off to her pic. :lol:
     
  13. tommy710

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    Well share the pic then so we can all have an online circle jerk,my foots down to a dull ache this morning so im gonna keep drinking,wheres everyone imc,dubya,etc,has anyone seen or heard of meathead or klitana she went a bit weird for awhile but id have fucked the brains out of the horny hispanic bitch.
     
  14. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Get back in your cage, tommy. Who the fuck let you out? Dwaine, was that you bitch?
     
  15. tommy710

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    After a few years of being ahem 'indisposed' im out and back to the wonderfull world of fugly and im here to stay this time,its pretty obvious this site aint been the same since i left well im back to stay and you'd better fucking get used to it.
     
  16. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Tommy it has been exactly the same since you left, we had one retard after another replacing you.
     
  17. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    barry leaves.. tommy arrives....

    COINCIDENCE??!!?!?
     
  18. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Who the fuck is barry???
    Some Tommy wanabee??AAAhhh lord its hard to be humble sometimes. :oops:
     
  19. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    I'm here you manc wanker. How's tricks?
     
  20. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Now dub me old cock sparrow hows it hanging im pretty damn good are you still on the sex offenders register??
     

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