ahhhh thank you dear. i know a girl who had a watermellon sized cyst but it was one of those dermoid ones, not a fluid filled one like mine are and when they cut it out of her it had teeth, hair and bones growing in it. like her egg grew and multiplied without any DNA from the man sperm. i think eventually we will evolve into beings who wont need a donation to make any ankle biters. they might end up like Debbie for the 1st couple million years though until the chromosomes get themselves situated properly. you know i gotta love Frenchie cause he gave me tongue bath last night after i took off my diapers. what a guy and dont deny you lap it up like a dog too Schmed. no, just shmear a petrol mixture on your bum before you go to bed and it should clear right up. that green stuff is Pseudomonas aeruginosa. http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=11986
I can't remember the exact dimensions of it, but it was pretty fucking big. It was egulfing my left ovary and taking up the entire cul de sac area between the ovary and the uterus. It was also full of liquid. My body took care of it and feed it and adopted it, but it was causing me pain, so I had to abort it. Rat, abort yours. Especially if you're running fevers and puking. Just get it out of there. You have insurance, right? The whole thing cost me 300 bucks, the insurance took care of the rest. I still have pain there and figure it will come back. I blame my sedentary lifestyle the reason I am flabby, but being a hypochondriac, I wouldn't rule out the possibility of a medical problem. I have a "I think I'm dying episode" almost everyday. My equilibrium is all fucked up from my shitty clogged up ears from sinus pressure. But my chest hurts like fucking hell most of the time. I was told I had costochondritis 7 years ago after being in a car accident and he (DR) said it may come back from time to time, but I don't buy that. He was such a dick that he accused me of doing coke. I don't do fucking coke. I hate that shit! I don't know what is causing it. Frenchie sounds like a hell of a guy, BTW.
i cant abort it. i already named it. its like naming a stray cat. once you give it a name you have to keep feeding it and you cant eat it. this girl at school calls me "cystie". but i got her to pray for me even though she laughed her way through it. i am gonna just let it fester in there until i get really good and fucking sick. i already look pasty white with huge black circles under my eyes so i am on my way. actually, the semester is almost over so i am gonna keep lifting the morphine off the patients until vacation. i have pretty decent grades and i am the president of our little club thingy too so i cant quit now. DONT LAUGH! i had to do it because i swore at the drug test lady and the Dean heard me so i had to make up for it. i am waiting for my liver to fail from all the drugs. Frenchie swears i dont look yellow but i got that asian thing going on already. did i mention i barfed in my car this morning too? good thing it was only coffee. fuck. Frenchie will clean it up for me. sweetie pie.
Well jeez! DOnt encourage any of them. they can make their own thread about balls. balls are gross. i dont wanna hear about balls. blecccch
Because I don't have anything like that. But I will let you know that I am currently on medication which makes me randy as all hell and want to fuck 24 hours a day, but also makes it increadibly hard to ejaculate. So the last time I got any, I lasted nearly 2 hours.... of course I took short breaks every now and again, I was knackered, but she fucking loved it and wont stop calling me. Stupid fucking cow, I should remember not to give my number out.
so you are good fucker now and she's a cow for loving it? thats Crazy Talk. what kind of pills are you taking?
ArOpax. its like Paxil over here. after you are on it for a while you might get your ejaculations back to normal. its a very common issue for both men and women who take it. a good dose of anal prodding in your end might help to push you over that ledge.
oh pshaw. you just need to find your new tweak is all. but its gotta be something really dirty, then you have to tell us all about it.
OK, I'm off to look at porn and experiment with food stuffs and kitchen utensils. I'll let you know the results.
This is harder than I thought..... when it comes to finding ways of abusing women with toys and gadgets I'm #1! But thinking of shit to do with myself that doesn't involve drilling a new arsehole or playing with chemicals is proving tricky.
I'll think of something, just give me time. Tonight I'm gonna experiment with half a hollowed baguette stuffed with raw liver and some warm water. I'll find a hobo to give it to when I'm done with it.
rat porn: why not stick a rat up your ass? my dad just told me a neighbor left his condo to go up north and a rat came up through the toilet and then proceeded to chew up the whole house and shit all over. that was before they put traps on the drains, but now i am scared that i will sit down on the toilet and a rat will crawl up my butt.
