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  3. Reizvolles

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    You know karate? What are you going to do? Kick our cyber-asses?

    Your so-called knowledge of karate don't mean jack shit on here, pal. And your attempt at insults are cheap, unfounded and quite frankly even more lame than people like Dweebo's or StrangleyBrown's. Why don't you and your new found cyber-boyfriends just go back to sucking each other's cheesey dicks and licking eachother's unwashed bodies clean? Fuck!

    If I just knew your IP address, I would DRDOS your ass off the internet until Harlan learned how to fuck. And that's NEVER.

    Rat's Tool: The leader of the hairy-unwashed.
     
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  6. Reizvolles

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    Please think before you type. Infact, shut the fuck up all together. Go back and study the basic English language.

    Trust me, I don't think about you at all. But you could use a few hundred lessons in grammar.

    That would make you right at the ass-end of the gene pool. Again, go back to Elementary school and learn how to use a fuckin' COMMA.

    I don't give a flying fuck what the regulars believe, and I didn't know you HAD a girlfriend, let alone know it to be jealous of it.

    I am not the one who is trolling here, pencil dick.

    Isn't that why you hired those gorillas you were posting pictures of?
     
  7. unlimited-time

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    You just don't seem to get it Rat's tool.We take the piss out of your pics coz we don't like you and think you are a boring twat..whereas Schmed's picture could be of him slipping a lubricated finger up a cats arse and not a word would be said coz we like him.Well maybe the odd word might be said.But do you understand now..its just coz your hated on here that you get so much grief.
     
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    hmm, i wouldnt go so far as to say i am liked here, but since i usually have a couple lubicrated fingers in Schmeds ass i am tolerated. lube is a smacking good invention i gotta say.
     
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    But you're a sweaty fat bastard, that pic of you with the guy with a robotic arm shows your gut off lovely. You couldn't bitch-slap your way out of a 5 year old's party at McDonalds.

    Your "girlfriend" probably has more facial hair than you, you mincing queen. Funny, I always imagined you would be the "bitch".
     
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    Those ribs look lush, I'm hungry now... what's the 'secret' recipe Schmedders?
     
  11. Schmed

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    Damn I'm good looking..and the secret is they're remnants of my failed kiddy porn industry. :D
     
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  14. Schmed

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    We really got under this guys skin!! Dear Fugly-Ites, I am proud of you!!!
     
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    Only a huge industrial complex on the scale of a japanese engineering plant involving several thousand man hours could make glasses that thick up...

    You missed the 'u' in 'fcking' but I'm just being pedantic now.

    Which reminds me. 2 words. LASER SURGERY.[/i]
     
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    The spoon comment was fucking funny. I'm sorry, but it was.

    And I gotta ask about the Guns and Roses shirt.

    WTF is up with the guns and Roses shirt, Schmed?! :shock:
     
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    I have about 20 or so vintage metal shirts. That particular day was a G-N-R day. I don't actually have that shirt anymore, that pics is about 5 years old out in front of my old place in Madison, Wisconsin.(But I do have plenty of other GNR shirts!!) So I don't know what it is talking about getting shot in a college town blocks off campus, and as drunk as I was that day I'm lucky I even was useing a spoon and not my hands. :D And can anyone tell me what his reason number 6 is all about??? And it really should of mentioned the ghetto ass cake pan I was useing as a serving tray.
     
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    I am wondering if he can count. 1 2 3 4 6?
     
  19. ratatouille

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    Hunnie Bunnie, there are numbers inserted all over your picture. I think they correspond with teh numbered comments below but i didnt read it.
     
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    http://www.510vintage.net/templates/page.jsp?loudthink&department=5
    i have been meaning to give you this link for like 2 weeks now buddy. i saw sooo many shirts that were just, so, you. like Journey, Billy Squier, Air Supply etc... if you buy one tell me! i got Led Zeppelin US '77. i had one in jr high but my gf stole it from me.
     

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