OK, you've probably heard this one: Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?" Bush said, "We're planning World War III." The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!" Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
this pilot guy crashes his plane on an island in the middle of the ocean he gets out and starts walking around looking for help, after a while he sees this one cannibal with a bone through his nose and a spear, then another and another he is surrounded by them, and in the middle of them is this big fat negro, their chief the man is scared shitless, falls on his knees and starts sobbingh god o god o god im fucked now im so fucked the cloud parts and god answers him: NO MY SON YOU ARENT FUCKED YET, THERES HOPE! -what should i do? -WALK UP TO THEIR CHIEF, GRAB HIS SPEAR AND STAB HIM IN THE CHEST the guy dose as he is told, then turns to god: ok lord, now what? -NOW YOURE FUCKED MY SON!
ahahah! you're funny! you wanna kiss the hamster chick. :shock: by the way, she's been taking off her clothes at Dwaine's forum to win a free iPod.
What vegetable do PLO members have with their dinner? An american, an old red indian chief and a islamic fundamentalist are sitting in a bar in NY and get chatting The old Indian chief says " my people used to be many but now we are so few" The arab says" my people used to be few but now we are so many, and all over the world" The american tips his hat, raises his scotch and says " yeah well thats cos we aint' played cowboys and arabs yet, but were sure as hell are about too"
WOOOOO fuck hell yeah! Might swing by some time.... if i can ever get my dick out of this emasculated donkey.
Don't bother SB I took my shit down and won't be going back to Mr. Scum's forums so .. you know .. who gives a fuck?
Umm Rez..I'm begining to get the idea you are serious about this and I want you to promise promise promise me you won't kill me....ummmm *looks about sheepishly* ....uhhhhhhhh