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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    YOU GREAT BIG TART!!!!
     
  2. crazygideon

    crazygideon Guest

    does he have any porn for meeeee??
     
  3. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    You rang?
     
  4. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Fetch me some Dalwhinnie, bitch.
     
  5. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    and a half oz. of something greeeeeen
     
  6. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Just wondering how thing's are hanging your end?
     
  7. Dubya 2.0

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    It's hanging very well is my end (just to the left).

    Work is tickety boo and I am slowly weaning myself of the druks because they just don't work! Have now discovered some excellent red wines to take away the dullness of not being stoned most of the time.

    However the flip side is movies just aren't as interesting anymore, I watched that Van Helsing t'other day and it was a bag of shite, am sure if I'd been under the influence I'd have thought it was excellent!

    Have booked my ticket for my chrimbo break to Jamaica (the Mrs parents live out there in retirement heaven) so I'm trying to find my speedos.

    Slight blip, I had a couple of pills last weekend for the first time in ages and it was a fucking riot, I kept telling everyone I loved them. Not recommended when it's a party for my brother and all my realtives are there and I'm gurning like a twonk, trying to fondle my brothers mates girlfriend (who was a big lad if I remember correctly) luckily my sister had some gak so it brought me down nicely. Couldn't move for a day after though.

    Erm.. what else? Oh yeah, my mate came back from a trip to Prague last week and brought me back a bottle of Absinthe, so the plan is to have a piss up this weekend and chop off our ears whilst dancing with the green fairy.

    Am thinking about painting the front room this weekend, apart from that all is well. Here endeth my blog.

    How's you?
     
  8. unlimited-time

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    Well things aren't going too bad atm.Lifes still a bastard but i can now get through a day without wanting to go back to bed.
    Got a dog last week coz i had promised the kids for ages but it sent me over the edge after one day and i had a bit of a set back so i found a lovely family for her with a great big garden.The kids understood and i've said maybe in a couple of years time when i can cope better.
    Looking at high schools for the eldest atm which is major stressful but we've finally decided on one and fingers crossed it's the right decision.
    Going on holiday next week to visit family in the sheep shagging country be nice to see them again and i can relax.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    what's an atm?
     
  10. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    at the moment.
     
  11. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Am sure the sheep are looking forward to seeing you as well...
     
  12. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Lucky sheep :)
     
  13. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    Ass To Mouth

    Happens all the time to me
     
  14. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    automatic teller machine - aka: cash machine; hole in the wall etc. etc...
     

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