WHY DONT YOU ALL KILL YOURSELVES

and do it on a webcam so i can watch. i hope you all die a miserable death. except a small fistful of people who rarely post here anymore. i even miss Doggy Dribbles. FUCK!

 

I'll kill my self, once Bush is dead

 

Why don't you end your question with a question mark?

You want us all to die so you can do sick shit with our heads.

 

cause i dont want to? gawd, you are so picky. and no, i do not want to do anything with your head.

 

Well, don't expect any suicides if you can't properly ask a question.

I'll sleep better knowing that my head is safe from your greedy nostrils trying to suck my brain fumes.

 

Barfy, if I ingested any of your brain fumes I'd convulse from all the mood-altering chemicals you ingest on a daily basis to keep youself "sane". lack of punctuation (or poor grammar) hasn't affected these forums before, I dont think its an issue now because I managed to get my point across.

 

Yo, calm down MC Menses.

"My name is MC Menses and my flow be fresh."

 

It's good to know that I'm so loved around here.

 

that would actually be pretty fucking funny if it made sense.

oh dont get mushy on me now! i am depending on you

 

It makes sense. It's on a t-shirt.

 

Don't be so down, Rat...

Hey, since Nauseous is swallowing the cable guy's live feed now, think I could slip a quick nut in ya between sessions with Frenchie? - I'll be discreet, save the Tarzan yell when I erupt...

 

shah, i am so glad you asked. i managed to break things off with Frenchie last week and then i accidentally run into a full blooded, caucasian, muscular, young, ink and piercing-free American male with whom i danced and made out with all night. His name is McFly and we are in love and i am licking the sweat off his entire body tomorrow. so basically, you gotta ask Schmed. he is my Fugly boyfriend now.

 

Ink and piercing-free? Very hard to find these days. Way to go, Rat!

Haha.... Lomo got shot down.

 

except i fucked up and ended up licking the sweat off someone else's body instead. its all good except for the fucking hickies.

 

Hickies are funny.

Who'd ya lick? Where was MCFly?

 

check yer pm's

 

So much to do.. so much to do... I;m overwhelmed.

 

you're overwhelmed! i am surrounded by ass and i cant make a decision! i simply adore the hickey man but he's moving out of FunkyTown soon anyway which suuuucks. he may just be reading this forum. soooooo, if you are reading this, Beefy, feel free to comment. XOXOXO

 

Ass. *yawns*

What is wrong with me? :?

 

its the pills. if you can at least get a boy to start fondeling you, you might come around.