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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ratatouille, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    "Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact, eating."
     
  2. 10px

    10px New Member

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    i love you rat. lets have babies and do experiments on them
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    don't forget i am the one who had graveyard gums not that long ago. of course it all rotted out. living people are far scarier. all of the cadaver heads were screened for infectious diseases and had their brains removed before we got them. one died from lung cancer, another from a stroke. non of them were chemically preserved though; they were frozen fresh. YUMMMM!
    i am flattered but have to decline. i am not a breeder, but thanks anyway. i hate children but i have no desire to cut any of them up either. thats just gross.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    I realized that the brains wouldn't be in there after I wrote that because YOU ATE THEM. Get fat the normal way like the rest of us with cookies and chips.
     
  5. Sanjay Kapoor

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    that one is looking a lot like a child, but maybe that is just being because it has no teeth anymore?
     
  6. ratatouille

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    right, it is actually an elderly woman. i ate her brains with fava beans and a nice chianti ;)
     
  7. ratatouille

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    NEVER! I like the way the grey matter slithers and slides into my gullet! puking them up is a bitch when it comes out my nose. keep your helmet on Pukey!
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Wow. It's been a long time since someone called me, "Pukey".

    You started the "Barfy" trend. And I protested you calling me that so much in the beginning... who knew it'd take off, huh?
     
  9. ratatouille

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    nicknames are usually a sign of affection. i considered calling you "The Pukestress" or "The Pukemeister" but in print it didnt come off so great. i call my cat Barfy too. cause he barfs on my carpet.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I tell my dog that the dog next door makes fun of him and calls him, "Sissy" 'cause he walks like a girl since he was 'altered'. I also tell him when he barks that it's the boogie man and he's going to come in and chop him up in little pieces. I love my dog.gytyhghjbmn

    He did that last part with his paw because he came up and kicked my face as I was trying I love my dog.

    fucking hallmart moments
     
  11. Nauseous

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    take out trying and put typing... oops
     
  12. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    "hallmart" moments? what the fuck is Hallmart?
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    HALLMARK...

    :arrow: ME, Idiot.
     
  14. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    fuck that! i going to Hallmart! I need a new hall. mine's all dark and empty.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    I;m not sure why, but i find hallmart highly entertaining.
     
  16. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    simple things......
     
  17. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    ...for a complex gal.
     
  18. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    ...amuse simple minds.
     

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