why are girls......

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Jurkin 24-7, Jun 11, 2001.

  1. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    ....such cunts?

    i took a little vacation to the beach to get away from all the bullshit here, and ended up having to sleep next to this hot girl that wouldnt let me fuckin touch her, even though i payed for the hotel. on top of the attitude that all the girls down there have.
    at least i took everybody's alcohol home with me, i'm gonna need it.
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    one word... rohypnol
     
  3. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    as in "roofies" that you hear about? what form does that come in? does it make them quiet?

    yeah, why cant i just find my self a nice def-mute (appendages optional)
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    i think i'll leave it to the DEA to answer your questions...
     
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  7. kitana

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    let me give a GUY rohypnol and cut off his balls
     
  8. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    those would be nice but i already own a hammer.

    what happened to the good ol' days when you find one you like and just smack em over the head with a stick, and drag them back to your cave by the hair (not the feet cause they will fill up with dirt)
     
  9. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    let me give a GUY rohypnol and cut off his balls <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What would you do with his balls once you're finished?

    Just curious...

    [ June 12, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
  10. kitana

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    add his balls to my collection. i got piglet balls, my dog, Rojo's balls, and now i need human balls.

    do u think i am sick???

    wanna see a pic???
     
  11. Disorder

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    No....just bored
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    do u think i am sick???

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sick? We're all a little sick... especially me!
     
  13. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    i heard you can sell those boys for like $25k a piece, is this true?
     
  14. Topper

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    What boys?
     
  15. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    what boys???
     
  16. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    what boys???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'd say he's talking testicles.
     
  17. Jurkin 24-7

    Jurkin 24-7 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I'd say he's talking testicles.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    thank you.
    yeah, ya know, your "boys" !!

    what do you guys call em?
    (maybe this should be a new thread)
     
  18. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    bollocks
     
  19. Scrawine

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jurkin 24-7:
    ....such cunts?

    i took a little vacation to the beach to get away from all the bullshit here, and ended up having to sleep next to this hot girl that wouldnt let me fuckin touch her, even though i payed for the hotel. on top of the attitude that all the girls down there have.
    at least i took everybody's alcohol home with me, i'm gonna need it.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well I know if I don't sleep with a guy, it means I find him totally fucking ugly and he probably also has a small dick-hard luck Jurkin but that's the harsh truth

     
  20. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine:
    Well I know if I don't sleep with a guy, it means I find him totally fucking ugly and he probably also has a small dick-hard luck Jurkin but that's the harsh truth

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I second that!
     

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