Dear Reizvolles

it happenes?!?! where'd he go for the diagnosis? the free clinic?

 

My ears arent hairy, you ass. That's just hairs on my head that have excaped my hair tie :lol:

 

I think i just came in my pants again.

 

Umm.. hi. Remember me? The original ferret face?

http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/dryheave.jpg

 

I'm not very bright. getting duller my the minute

 

You're ferret face, I am hampster, and we have lots of monkeys. What other animals do we have in this zoo?

 

I have a rat I took home from a class. We had to condition them to do stuff. I trined mine to ring a bell to turn on a light so it would press a bar to get a food pellet.

I told her if she pulled through for me I'd take her home and not let her become snake food.

 

rats are really smart creatures. smarter than say, rez for example.
anyone ever had a time bomb? its this flaming minty drink. for the record, dont drink 5 of them no matter how much the people at the bar are rooting you on. i feel like shit....

 

I AM A BAAAAA BU BAH! I have incredibly hairy nipples.......

 

Thats you? Wow

You and Reiz together in a bed is now my #1 fantasy.......

 

Im impressed too,you spoke about you getting all outta shape,thought you looked alot worse

 

OI! BACK OFF IMC Mk2, i had a wet dream over her first!

 

how would you know?

 

I have a cup full of sperm...... do you??

I also have a bottle thats not from me.

 

ok sperm collector

 

Its a babies bottle with a rubber teet, i use it to improve my anal retention. I ram that bad boy up my ass and suck till i can fart out warm gooey godness.

 

you leave the gods out of this you fuck

 

That pic is 3 years, 1 cup size, 3 dress sizes and 20 pounds ago.

 

Hey you still got all the right 'entrances' eh? you'll do :wink:

 

Yes. But I fear that lesbo fantasy would turn to a snuff film when the size 9 crushes the size 0.