Dear Reizvolles

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Sep 21, 2004.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I have a blue vien throbing boner...


    Would a blowjob be out of the question?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I guess so :-/
     
  3. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Man, what a stuck up
     
  4. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    Ill call second as soon as she has a long talk with her friend Listerine
     
  5. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Sure, Dwaine. Flop it out.

    David, I wouldn't suck you with yo moma's hoover! Your photo scared the shit out of me. You look like the sort of ugly fucker that would prey on small boys with candy and promises of cream if they suck your tootsie roll long enough. You freaking looking motherfucker! Fugly people are great fucks, but you look like a rock spider.

    Sorry other fuglies. Decided to have a real life for a while. Should be the live-in-skank again in about a week from today.

    Luv Reiz
     
  6. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    your loss,seeing as how I can smell you from here,theres no hard feelings.
     
  7. StrangelyBrown

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    DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU AND YOUR REAL LIFE! Meh, the

    Will keep me going for a few..... ahhhhhhhhh thats the spot.
     
  8. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    creepy
     
  9. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    damn straight
     
  10. DrBungle

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  11. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Noooo! Get him out!! Get him out!!
     
  12. StrangelyBrown

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    HHAHAHAHA that shit hit my funny bone.... one too many beers.... but thats freaky while funny. I would possibly be the happiest man on earth once i saw a full body shot of Reiz. /sigh. Sober up strange, sober up.....
     
  13. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I have a hair-lip behind that sign :lol:
     
  14. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Nah, its your personality we love. And your boobies.
     
  15. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    but you couldnt hide your ears. hurry up and show us your ferret face already. we all know its ferret-like, dont be afraid. you can't be any worse than Lima Beaner.
     
  16. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    only if you look like the sewer RAT
     
  17. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    What's wrong with my ears?? :shock:
     
  18. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Well they are sort of pointy, and it might just be the picture, but they need a triming, oh yea, and you are white......leave it to you to get the kids on the board drooling though....
     
  19. StrangelyBrown

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    Sorry grandpa, least we still got something running through our veins.
     
  20. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Not a damn thing. Speaking of ears, I have a friend who woke up with one ear def. He hadn't been to a concert in years and he had rid himself of the subwoofer years ago.

    The docs said that yeah, it happens. Its not even very rare.
     

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