fuck i hate bitches

my fucking girlfriend is being such a fucking pissoff its unbelievable, my fucking god this bitch has to stop spraying her chronic with windex or some shit cus she is in-fucking-sane, can some please tell me if this makes sense: she tells me she didn’t go home this weekend yet I get drunk with my boys and we see her friends car parked in her house and some guy smoking in her front yard, so the next day I ask did u go home this weekend she’s like no.... so I inquire as to why her friends car was parked there she’s like “we just saw a movie, so I say "just you two girls" she's like yeah, so once again I purpose that she's being less than truthful to which she replies "I was only home for a few hours so technically I wasn’t there" :shock:
AMAZING seven months of going out and she pulls some bullshit like that fuck it man I’m too young for this shit Mase said that shit the best

 

thats how shit starts,Id get rid of her before someone ends up doing something stupid :twisted:

 

dude, do her like I did with an ex of mine, fuck her, and slip out and into her asshole, then don't stop until you nut. When done, kick her off the bed, and say "All fucking dogs, sleep on the floor"

 

So yer saying humiliation and revenge is an art of sorts

 

Oh yeah, forgot to ask IMC, does yer g/f like speed?

 

man i was real heated when i wrote that, just happened to be on the forums when the phone call occurred and it just seemed natural to get it all out here, i don't really care now just need a few more nights of inebriated debauchery and i'll be as good as new, on another note, as lovely as your idea sounds IMC I’d rather not get my shit pushed in for 6 years in Kingston for forceful sodomy, I don’t care how hard I bust

 

yes

 

Could she just be all sorts of spun?

 

Jesus christ, n/m IMC

*puts the bong down, goes to bed*

 

yo smiles you shouldve stepped up to the fucker smokin the cigarette in the front yard,after you were done kicking his ass...you shouldve run inside and set shit straight

 

I'd of just fucked every female member of her family for an hour or so each and when she kicks of say, fuck it, only a couple of hours, that don't count.

 

honestly man i wanted to see if she'd lie about it, finding her friend with an extendo baton imbedded between his ribs would have triggered even her spidey-sense

 

What about an an extendo baton imbedded between HER ribs?

 

that too would've been a hint

 

One thing i cant abide is bitches that cheat and make the rest of us look bad. Slit her throat, smiles.

 

nothing can piss you off like family or a girl friend, i guess it was my bad for letting her in you know, I knew it was going to end up like this man, going to different schools and shit, thought i could trust her and shit too, girl was sexy as a motherfucker man, like to a ridiculous degree, I really didn’t give a shit about that though, she was smart too, it's always too good to be true, live and learn though right… I just really need to get drunk

 

getting drunk helps...but you know whats even better? hook up with her best friend or friends

 

Chin up, and do as your nick suggests. Good luck with your woes.

 

Or just date ugly dogs that no one else wants...

 

how..exactly....does that help again?