im trying to win this CRAP contest

You whine too much dweeb. If I win it, I'll give it to Cheesey or someone cos we don't have mail where I live.

 

I already got one free Ipod, working on my second one...

 

aamaaazing. how about indoor plumbing? or do you just drop your logs off somewhere in the woods?

 

No. We just dig a hole and let it roll.

 

thats pretty much what they do here, downstairs... Except they don't dig a hole, they gust wallow in tere own filth, while they watch goastdad OVER< AND OVER AND OVER... It's odd, they love ghostdad, but they get like violent when you pop in leonard part six. I don't get it

 

Sounds like a hick like me would fit right in "downstairs".

 

Only time you catch me down there, is when I am on my way to the fridge for another beer

 

You should bring the beer upstairs....less likelyhood of one of those rednecks stealing one.