Who wants????

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Aug 28, 2004.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    to suck warm farts out of my asshole?


    Please raise your hands
     
  2. KaptainSkitzo

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    I'm surprised Strangely Brown isn't knocking on your door already.
     
  3. StrangelyBrown

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    You know that i ain't yet which means i can only guess you are as usual sat at the window spying in the hope that you will get a glance of another mans flesh.... really Skitzo.. i know you like books, but you really should stay out of fucking narnia......
     
  4. Robman97

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    Narnia, that is the last book series I thought I would read referenced here.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Espicially in a thread about sucking warm farts from my asshole...
     
  6. Reizvolles

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    Warm farts? Do you often do cold farts, IMC? :shock:
     
  7. StrangelyBrown

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    The point of the joke was that he was in the wardrobe, i.e. in the closet, i.e. closet gay......

    Cmon ppl, work with me here, or just kick in Skitzo's head, up to you
     
  8. Schmed

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    That by the way was a brillant reference SB, don't get me wrong I still know you are a faggot rump ranger who sucks on the cocks of men, but when you are on you are on....
     
  9. StrangelyBrown

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    :D Well dont be surprised when i tell you to go fuck some corpse then :twisted:
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    As a matter of fact, (not proud)
     
  11. KaptainSkitzo

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    Nah, I've got a sniper rifle, and I'm looking to get another head shot.
    It's an easy shot, as big as your (water-)head is.
     
  12. StrangelyBrown

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    Whatever Aslan
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Just fuck and get it over with already
     
  14. StrangelyBrown

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    Tad fucking tetchy after your surgery aren't we? You ever had your asshole licked by a ginger book writing prick? If not just ask skitzo, its his forte
     
  15. Nauseous

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    Yes. I am. Been stuck doing nothing for a week. And I keep seeing a banner on Fugly that reminds me that I have to go back to work, further aggravating and at the same time, depressing me.

    I don't know what a ginger book writing asslicker is.

    Isn't schmed gay anyway? I think my asshole is safe.
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Oh... skitzo... same difference...

    oops...
     
  17. StrangelyBrown

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    Well what can i say other than use this time wisely to go on THE masterbatathon, i'm sure if your stitches plop out while you scream out while ramming that cucumber home that the surgeon can do them again, if they refuse then perhaps invest in a singer sewing machine.
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I don't have stitches down there and I don't want to masturbate. I have a boyfriend that'll stick me if I feel so inclined.

    My brain has been deprogrammed by television. I have every channel that cable has to offer and I end up watching fucking lifetime and montel williams.

    and who uses a cucumber to fuck themselves? i mean really. I can orgasm without touching myself. it's all about muscle control
     
  19. StrangelyBrown

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    Wow... really, wow.
     
  20. Schmed

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    I'm gay..like a lesbian...why the hell did my name even get brought into this mess for anyway Barfy???
    And SB take it easy on Mr. Tumnus, I think his vaginas feelings are hurt....
     

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