Guess the race of KITANA!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jun 3, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <img src ="http://website.lineone.net/~american.sociopath/kitana.jpg">


    I'm guessing half mexican, half nigger.. so I guess my offical guess would be Puerto rican?
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    YES!!! guess my race...like it matters. shit, i don't even know my own race.

    i am a demon!!!
     
  3. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Put me down for "First Place".
     
  4. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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    Yo how in the fuck am I supposed to guess what her race is with that god awfull mask on!!
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i'd have said human race...
     
  6. tylenol44

    tylenol44 New Member

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    kitana you looks like something i flushed down the toilet! Next time you tell me to suck ballz, i finna take a look at that picture and just howl myself into graceland you fuckin MISTAKE! get the fuck off this planet you damn mexicasa salad fuckwad!
    i think we should put your damn uglyass face in the damn hall of FUGLY FAME you fuckin disgrace of subhuman trash! goddamn Cheezenutz you oughtta be ashamed of yourself you damn bastard! my advice to you Nitana.... get a length of rope and start tyin nooses- cuz it'll take a few tries to hang your greasy kike ass! FUCK OFF!
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    IMC, is that you?
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    I am proud to say that i was on the cover of FUGLY magazine...
    DRUG MATTHEWS can suck my balls-the ones that i have in jars on my bookshelf.
     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Hey Dung, what you got against chicks man? All you ever do is talk about how you play with your dick and stuff. Men who play with their own dick too much have a tendency to play with other dicks in the future. So tell me, whats it like on the rimroad? Do you like the guys assholes too? I'm curious.
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    CHeezy is right! all Drug Matt ever talks about is his pecker. he's got the start of homo going on...eventually he will cum out of the closet
     
  11. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Hey Kitana,you kinda look like that chick that was banging Kelso on That 70's show. Compliment or put down? I'm not really sure....
     
  12. NoOpinion

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    She be Russian?
    I think that 70's chickie was.
     
  13. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    what chik? i never saw that show.
     
  14. darknessallaroundme

    darknessallaroundme New Member

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    god damn u are one fugly ass motherfucker....im guessing your a sand nigger..but fuck, i wouldnt want to see what you came out of.
     
  15. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    HEY FUCK YOU DARKNESS! That's my future wife you're talking about! She'll cut your fucking heart out and feed it to you if you piss her off! And for those who have wondered what Kitina is, I have discovered how to make one! Her recipe is as follows.....

    ONE BATCH OF "KITANA THE GREAT"

    3 Pounds of Killer Spirit
    2 milligrams of Darkness Penis (She must have used the whole thing)
    4 Pounds of Bad Ass Shit Kicking Power
    5 dashes of Compassion
    6 Pounds of Intellect
    1 Pound of Freak
    20 Jars of Testicles
    135 Pounds of Cheezedawg Lovin

    DIRECTIONS:

    Mix all ingrediants in a freshly cleaned womb.
    Pour out of the vagina into a pan.
    Simmer at 98.6 degrees for 19 years.
    Wait until skin is browned.
    Sprinkle with my semen.
    Eat before cooled while its still hot.

    Mmmmmmmmmmm. So good. My baby tastes sweet.
     
  16. darknessallaroundme

    darknessallaroundme New Member

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    fuck me you will not, kitana is one ugly ass chick, she looks like she roasted a little too long in the oven.
     
  17. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    actually, i think she's....cute but in that "CUTE?! I'll cut your FUCKING balls off muthaFUCKA!!!" kinda way...

    Awww, why do they always hafta be a serial killer mom?
     
  18. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Cheezy: that was a uh- interesting recipe, although i dont think i was made that way...maybe i will tell u guys how i was made...
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    let me remind you guys that the pic was scanned at a very low DPI so resolution, color, and quality arent that good. BTW: what is wrong with having a tan?
     
  20. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    HEY FUCK YOU DARKNESS! That's my future wife you're talking about! She'll cut your fucking heart out and feed it to you if you piss her off! And for those who have wondered what Kitina is, I have discovered how to make one! Her recipe is as follows.....

    ONE BATCH OF "KITANA THE GREAT"

    3 Pounds of Killer Spirit
    2 milligrams of Darkness Penis (She must have used the whole thing)
    4 Pounds of Bad Ass Shit Kicking Power
    5 dashes of Compassion
    6 Pounds of Intellect
    1 Pound of Freak
    20 Jars of Testicles
    135 Pounds of Cheezedawg Lovin

    DIRECTIONS:

    Mix all ingrediants in a freshly cleaned womb.
    Pour out of the vagina into a pan.
    Simmer at 98.6 degrees for 19 years.
    Wait until skin is browned.
    Sprinkle with my semen.
    Eat before cooled while its still hot.

    Mmmmmmmmmmm. So good. My baby tastes sweet.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    damn... i wish i'd typed that first (about tori)...
    especially the sprinkle/(squirt) with my semen bit
     

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