Cos you're a miserable irratable bitch from hell? You're still worth a stuffing though, as long as you have a pulse..... hell, even as long as you are warm.....
I wouldn't fuck you with my worst enemy's twat you scabby little kid. Go grow some pubes before you proposition me.
Grow some pubes?? Only after you shave the messy fucking forest you call a crotch. Some people just don't seem to have standards.... Ok, i superglued some pubes i found in the bath to myself, all over my top lip so it looks like i give head lots to hairy monsters like yourself...... no fuck me!
you have that high of an opinion of yourself huh? Im sure Ive seen crackwhores better looking than you,unless you wanna prove me wrong then PM me with your pic,Ill be sure to keep it private.
Is what you tell the little boys when they asked while pointing at your cock: 'Why did it spit at me?'