Greetings from Shamrock, TX everyone! Bet you've been wondering where the hell I've been, huh? (Provbally not). Well actually my puter is busted and I'm too poor too buy another one now (lortab and alcohol come first you know). But anyways, I found this free internet service at this hotel in Texas and figured what the hell... I drop in and see whats going on. Nothing as usual. Well... no news is good news I suppose. So far in the past two weeks, I've managed to bust the door on my trailer, max out my company card, lose 340 dollars in Las Vegas, spend two boring ass days in Los Angeles, get a ticket for tailgating, piss off my woman, and now my fucking brakes catch on fire and I destroyed the entire rear axle of my truck! YIPPEE FUCKING DAY!!! So my soon to be unemployed ass is sitting here in this backwoods ass hillbilly town typing on a computer bitching about it to you people. I really need to get a life. Later Cocksacks!
Check this out. Some fuckstick left his screen name and passoword for AOL on this puter. I'm fucking with one of his friends right now. Peep out a little taste of it. LILBITALYSSA1616: hey bubba its alyssa Allstarsk8er14: how ya doin? LILBITALYSSA1616: fine LILBITALYSSA1616: u Allstarsk8er14: not so good LILBITALYSSA1616: whats wrong Allstarsk8er14: I'm horny and I;ve got a ken doll stuck in my ass LILBITALYSSA1616: lol Allstarsk8er14: it hurts LILBITALYSSA1616: ok Allstarsk8er14: think you could give me a hand LILBITALYSSA1616: no way hoseay Allstarsk8er14: how come>? LILBITALYSSA1616: cause LILBITALYSSA1616: that is just nasty Allstarsk8er14: what is? LILBITALYSSA1616: get emily to help you Allstarsk8er14: why would she help me? LILBITALYSSA1616: i dunno Allstarsk8er14: I think you are my only hope Allstarsk8er14: I'll give you a donut LILBITALYSSA1616: i dont get tempted by donuts Allstarsk8er14: I thought fat chicks loved donuts LILBITALYSSA1616: was that supposed to b funny??? LILBITALYSSA1616: cause im not laughin Allstarsk8er14: how come? LILBITALYSSA1616: cause that was mean Allstarsk8er14: why was that mean? LILBITALYSSA1616: because I think that I'm FAT Allstarsk8er14: Hey now Allstarsk8er14: You know I'm hot for you LILBITALYSSA1616: plus im already goin on a diet LILBITALYSSA1616: a salad diet Allstarsk8er14: fuck a salad diet Allstarsk8er14: I know a better way LILBITALYSSA1616: did u know that im at my friends house Allstarsk8er14: no I sure didn't Allstarsk8er14: why ? LILBITALYSSA1616: cause ur sittin there sayin F*** Allstarsk8er14: will that get you in trouble? LILBITALYSSA1616: probably Allstarsk8er14: how come? LILBITALYSSA1616: if her parents wake up Allstarsk8er14: maybe they're "f***ing" Allstarsk8er14: its not like we're kids LILBITALYSSA1616: cause people down here dont cuse that much Allstarsk8er14: cursing? Allstarsk8er14: its just slang LILBITALYSSA1616: w\e Allstarsk8er14: what do you mean by "down here"?
not one of your better ones cheese,and i bet the only part of that,that aint true is the ken doll stuck up your ass you dirty little mare.
Man, I hope you don't get canned. I will call you next week. A whole shitload has just changed on my side of the world.
