SOMEONE is getting rewarded...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, Jul 25, 2004.

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How should Ulfur Engil reward her?

  1. By buying her flowers and dinner.

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  2. Hours and hours of cunnilingus.

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  3. Going on the wildest erotic adventure.

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  4. All three.

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  5. Hey IMC, did you buy that catapult and the tons of cynderblocks yet? I need to "water my lawn" to g

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  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Pretty soon, my LJ page is going to look quite pretty, thanks to the efforts of a beautiful and patient girl in England.

    (And no, it isn't anyone from here.)
     
  2. 1337

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    i just voted the IMC option man
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Yeah man, its a great Idea.... I need a catapiult, and a grip of cinderblocks, make it rain concrete on the ghetto
     
  4. SM000CH!!!

    SM000CH!!! New Member

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    All 3. But I'm a hopeless romantic. 8)
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hopeless, definatly
     
  6. SM000CH!!!

    SM000CH!!! New Member

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    Do I know you? Who the fuck are you, you pus filled bloated tick?
    Keep sucking off your daddy and quit trying to type while your fists are up your ass, you compulsively masturbating shit headed piss drop.
     
  7. StrangelyBrown

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    Just as hopeless as your fat sweaty redneck carcass ever achieving an erection again?

    Not to worry IMC, should you need some help i'm sure you can dream about licking your grandads colonic entrails just like the good ol days.
     
  8. Dr.Roboto

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    eh catapults are overrated, trebuchets are better. theres nothing like big ass arm slingin fun.
     
  9. Deebo57

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    fuck a catapult..too damn big...build a potato launcher...need instructions...contact me
     
  10. Dr.Roboto

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    hairspray or nuematic? if you say hairspray, thats shit. nuematic will shoot a potato strait thru a car hood and 1" piece of plywood, and up to a mile away. plus catapults and trebuchets are much more fun. just get one that fits in the bed of a pickup.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    No, thankfully I don't know you, but any dried up dog turd that uses the name"smooches" in the fugly forums, has to be an oxygen thief...

    Now go snoodle up to your bunboy "strange browneye"
     
  12. StrangelyBrown

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    Hahahaha, back to kindergarten you spanner...... bunboy.... honestly
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    if you were talking about bunboys in kindergarden, you are as homo.... wtf is a spanner?
     
  14. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Hey, you nigger-faggots do NOT fuck with my main man, IMC in my fucking thread.

    Strangelybrown, who the fuck even told you that you could post in my thread? I think Yummy's thong could use a washing about now.

    And SN00DLES, if you are really a chick, I will only forgive you if you let me dress you up like a Jewish prisoner from Bergen-Belsen. Deal?
     
  15. smiles

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    can... can i play too?
     
  16. Deebo57

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    i go with hairspary..noy tring to kill anyone just leave a basketball sized bruise..either way i usually dont have to shoot it once they see me bust out the launcher they're GONE...if i wanna go nuematic ill jump to the next best thing,a 9mm with a silencer..fuck that.
     
  17. StrangelyBrown

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    Look in the mirror brainiac.


    And Ulfer - No one gave me permission...... does is seem that i give a shit? :twisted:
     
  18. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Obviously not.....niggers never seem to take responsibility for anything they do.
     
  19. Dr.Roboto

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    is it possible to trace a potato?
     
  20. Deebo57

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    soak it in anything flammable before you shoot it
     

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