Heinekin is nothing but water, only water tastes better

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by FredVegas, Jul 14, 2004.

  1. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    doesn't tastes very good, either. kinda skunky.
     
  2. Deebo57

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    Let me guess you all like the domestic shit....fucking watered down piss filtered through cardboard... :roll:
     
  3. Coma White

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    What the hell is deal with all these fucking commercials about Heinekin?

    Nobody likes the shit.
     
  4. Schmed

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    well one idiot does , i cant belive he didnt say something... Heinikin does suck though, I can drink way too many of them without getting a buzz on, its for people with low tolerances who like to piss a lot.
     
  5. ratatouille

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    i agree. and so does Molson. i dont like beer much. i drink Budweiser, Stella, and Watney's Cream Stout if i can find it. i had a Harp the other day though. Vodka is much better and gets her done.
     
  6. 10px

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    word
     
  7. Deebo57

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  8. Deebo57

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    whatever pussy,keep altering peoples quotes
     
  9. KaptainSkitzo

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    Heineken isn't exactly piss water...it's drinkable in a pinch. I prefer their dark though, that's some good beer.
    Budweiser IS pisswater...won't touch it on a bet.
    Molson, depends on which one...I don't care for their Golden, it's too creamy for my taste...the Canadian is good though. Ice isn't bad, but seems to have a bite in the aftertaste.

    I won't even touch on those "knee-grow" concoctions that pass for beer in some peoples eyes...

    Watneys makes some damned good beers, my favorite is their Red Barrel. Shame I have to special order it.

    St. Pauli Girl (regular and dark) and REAL good. Same with Becks. I figure most of you "211" retards couldn't handle a "pure" beer.
     
  10. StrangelyBrown

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    Oh the fucking irony, in Europe thats exactly how Heineken is seen. You want a real fucking beer, one that god forbid may help you grow at least one hair on your retarded prepubescent chest, then try a doppelbock or a Spatenbräu.

     
  11. Coma White

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    I like Irish beer, give me a Kilkenny and I'll be happy, but mostly I drink the danish beer Carlsberg, its okay.
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    warsteiner...
     
  13. Reizvolles

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    Dalwhinnie or Glenfarclas 105
     
  14. Deebo57

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  15. Deebo57

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    that was my halfassed attempt at an arrow in case you were wondering
     
  16. Nauseous

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    If I had to drink beer, I guess I would go for Negra Modelo -or- Modelo Especial. Only beer I can stand.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    Just like your taste in men... MExican...
     
  18. Psycho Bob

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    being a beer connisser i take drinking very seriously, this is why on the occasional trip to the offlicence i purchase beer that fits into the following 2 categorys....

    1. min 5%
    2. gotta get 8 tinnys for under £5

    Using this simple formula will allow you to sample all the "finest" beers. Additionally my local offlicence "beer box" stock beer way beyond its best before thus giving you cheep "matured" beverages


    Bonus tip 3 - drink for at least 16hours a day, this should prevent the onslaught of the hangover. If you wake up and take a piss before u crack open a tinny you are doing things wrong.
     
  19. Nauseous

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    But... but... they like me! :oops:
     
  20. ratatouille

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    i'll have to see if i can get that Red Barrel. 2nd time it was mentioned to me. as far as Pauli Girl goes, its the skunkiest, most bitter beer i have had aside from Molsen Golden and Hineykin. perhaps the term is "Hoppiness" but it makes me sad. you just like the chick on the labels, admit it.
    i have aged, single barrel Cruzan rum and coke atm. its damn good. i was gonna make cookies out of it, but fuck that! i'd rather drink it.
     

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