beating a drug test

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Deebo57, Jun 11, 2004.

  1. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    just wanted 2 know what products out there REALLY work 2 pass a piss test for THC....theres all kinds of shit out there...any suggestions would help
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    there's only one thing that works... drink your own piss.. make sure it's fresh i.e. still warm... that way it's sterile

    no joke.. it's gets all double filtered... it works for other drugs too... pro athletes have been doing it to beat drug tests for months now... it's pretty hush hush at the moment tho.. if the technique gets found out then they'll only make more stringent tests
     
  3. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    :shock: hell na....nice try tho
     
  4. Reizvolles

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    Deebo already drinks his own piss so that's no challenge for him.
     
  5. Schmed

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    Pimp was mis-informed actually,its eat your own SHIT, but you gotta do within 5 minutes of shitting. But dont just try and swallow it whole, you gotta chew it up and swish it around towards the back of your throat for a full 5 minutes, no less... good luck shit-eater.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    My boyfriend recently passed a test using Fast Flush.

    I think it's a masker....

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    He got it at some natural foods store. It's around 30 bucks.

    The best thing to do would be to find a donor and put the piss in a Visine bottle. It's gross, but you can keep it under your armpit to keep it warm.

    Wouldn't suggest Niacin... heard bad stuff about it.

    It's a gamble. You may pass, you may fail. I've known people who smoked a few days before and then passed, others failed.
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

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    Only thing I can really say about it, is drink lots of water...and when you piss into that bottle of theirs, if it ain't almost clear...dump it, and try again. The less time it sits in your bladder, the fewer traces it picks up.
     
  8. Deebo57

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    that water idea sounds like the best 1 so for since schmed likes 2 eat his shit well thats his problem...and about them pills barfy, tried it one didnt work but imma drink water like a mofo.....and how long does xanax stay in your system?
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

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    There is an old saying "you get what you pay for" it is also true in the world of detoxes. I ran a head shop for 4 years (owned/ran), I Sold alot of detox, I sold "cheap crap" and the stuff that worked. I suggest you use Vales detox, its expensive, but it works, better than any other product. Get the Triple strength, and it says to have 48 hours clean of toxins. Lets say you have a piss test, monday morning at 9:30 am. You want 48 hours clean, so no party over the weekend, no booze, drugs, ciggerettes, nothing. wake up at 7 AM, drink the detox on a empty stomach, fill the bottle with water, and drink it quickly, refill and drink again, try to get 3 botles of water down. Then urinate AT LEAST twice, perferablt 3 or four, continue to slam water. the first piss you take will be orange, thats all the toxins flushing. by your third piss, it should be clear. then go for your test. I think i have a few botles of Vales Triple strength in storage, Ill give it to you for $20 (cover postage and my costs) it sells in stores for $49.95 and up....
     
  10. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    to the head shop i go then...just no1 answered my question yet...how long does xanax stay in ur system
     
  11. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    yo IMC ill pm u if i kno 4sho imma get tested
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Well, with talk like that... maybe a drug test isn't the only test you should be taking...
     
  13. Nauseous

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  14. Dwaine Scum

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    1st off, they can't answer questions like that in a head shop, because you just admited to a felony. Anytime you take a detox to defeat a urinalasys, you are commiting fraud, and its on a federal level now, hence the reason no one would talk to you, you braindead martyr...

    It's like calling a shop for a "bong" bongs are illegal, waterpipes arn't


    I bet you got all pissed off, and showed your ass too you moronic simp
     
  15. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    fuck a felony......how long does it tahe for pills 2 get out ur systen
     
  16. Schmed

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    Better question, how long would it take you to learn how to spell??
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    I think he has a better chance at the xannex runing through his system before that happens
     
  18. Dubya 2.0

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    Alternatively, the best way to beat a drugs test would be to get a job working for a company that doesn't treat you like cattle or rats.

    Or even go self-employed, then you can spend most of your time, if you choose, being ripped to the tits. Works for me.

    Do you work at McDonalds Dweebo?
     
  19. Deebo57

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    i honestly doubt the Golden Arches drug tests or any fast food chain at that....all the stoners in my neighborhood work in all the fast food places around here...hell its free food...but then they ash 4 booze or a joint 2 keep in 'chillin' at work
     
  20. Nauseous

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    Xanax only stays in your blood for a few days, a week tops.
     

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