Hey Pukey

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Jun 11, 2004.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Did you ever buy a house?
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    No. I found one to rent.

    As soon as I get a digital camera, I will take a pic so everyone can ridicule me and the house.

    It's a cool older house. Looks kinda spooky, which is a big plus for me... It's about 60 years old. Built of stone. It has a garage, a screened-in porch and a nice back yard. Two bedrooms 1 bath, eat in kitchen, dining room, and a partially finished basement with an attached laundry room. It also has central a/c, which is kick ass.

    It's in the ghetto though and their are scary bugs that come out of the storm drain in front of the house and I saw some old guy in my back yard the other day stumbling around trying to keep his pants up because he had a big bottle of booze in his back pocket. I watched him stumble a few blocks before I decided that he wasn't a direct threat.
     
  3. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Sounds like the size of a row house, but I've never heard of them being built of stone. Post some pics of the outside too(feel free to kick the drunks out first).
     
  4. Spooky Action

    Spooky Action New Member

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    You sure that wasn't Lomo paying you a suprise vist?
     
  5. Deebo57

    Deebo57 New Member

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    ever seen the movie IT ? better watch out 'we all float down here'
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Fucker!!

    And here I thought I was being all 'Ninja' back there...
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Well, aren't we pretentious?
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Yes, I own it and that is scary because I have a paper boat. :(
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

    Facts:

    1. Ninjas are mammals.

    2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

    3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

    http://realultimatepower.net/

    My landlord walked past the screened in porch this evening after we smoked. I hope he doesn't boot us out now. Not sure why he was walking through our alley. Scary.
     

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