Why can't I own Canadians?

i found this somwhere on the net.

why can't I own Canadians?

 

You can only own niggers...not French-wanna-be's.
Shit, even owning niggers ain't legal anymore....what the fuck has happened to this country?

 

Owning Canadians are just like owning Yugos.

They do not do any of the shit they are expected to, and you find yourself becoming an embarrassment by just having one.

(1337 & Lil_Devil, I am convinced that both of you are really Americans, anyway.. )

 

oh shit. {{Edit: Add Smiley's and LOL's! Tee hee, and Oh mi gosh}}

 

Yugo's dont even have any kind of interior cloth over the doors and hood. its just bare ass metal. and they don't make Camaro's anymore. what's a girl to do?

 

Get fat and fuck anything with a pulse?

 

I live in Canada AND I'm from Yugoslavia..... what does that mean?

 

That can only mean that you are a Bosnian towelhead who took one too many flying lessons.

 

*shudders
i'd rather just stay the hell away from Canada. but that's just me... :roll:

 

Reading is hard

 

close enough....

 

Very funny.

 

i've been saving that cartoon for a while now. im just relieved i finally had a chance to use it! cheers, :lol:

 

it means ur a hairy bitch that wears denim all the damn time

 

judging from this post and one in another thread it's apparent that you seem to be under the impression that Canadians wear a lot of denim. although I am unsure as to how you've come to that belief, I am certain that you remind me of this 90's gay porn star named Deepthroat, coincidentally 57 also happens to be his record for most consecutive blowjobs without rinsing, I am now convinced that you and Deepthroat are one in the same and all I’ve got to say is... can I have your autograph?

 

deepthroat? nope sorry nice try tho..eh? but 57 is the # of canadians i've ran over...the look just like an inbred deer when i catch them in my headlights so gave shave ur armpits...and as ive seen somewrite this in a few threads around here i will close by saying 'smiles are for reetards'

 

deepthroat? nope sorry nice try tho..eh? but 57 is the # of canadians i've ran over...the look just like an inbred deer when i catch them in my headlights so gave shave ur armpits...and as ive seen someone write this in a few threads around here i will close by saying 'smiles are for reetards'

 

what more could i possibly say about you... your last post explains it all so well :?

 

im not gonna waste my time with our dumb neighbors to the north