i'm coming! trobhadaibh!

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by ratatouille, Apr 28, 2004.

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You wanna meet up when I cross the pond?

  1. Hell yeah! WHOO HOOOO!

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  2. No, you scare me.

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  3. Only if you put out.

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  4. Schmed is a homo.

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  1. Mouth_Cancer

    Mouth_Cancer New Member

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    :arrow: actually turkeys can fly to an extent, the only birds that cannot fly are the kiwi, penguin and ostrich. :shock:
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Correct! Though I can also accept 'full of shitette'.
     
  3. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    That bird out of 'Holby City' couldn't fly.*






    *One for the Brits.
     
  4. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    and your nasty, two-faced, back stabbing attitude is why i would never enter. why the sudden flip dearie? running out of fugly wymens to pick on? you must really want this shithole all to yourself.
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Posted by me a couple of days ago:
    Bizarre...it's almost as if you have convinced yourself that you are me *ahem* 'dahhhling'!! :?
    Ask yourself that and you'll have no need to ask me why i've altered my standpoint on you.
    "Nur-see's *picking on me* because i'm female not because i'm a snidey, two-faced asshole!!:eek:
    Yeah. That's why i barely post here anymore, in the hope that you'll all just -GO- :x -AWAY-
     
  6. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    what a snotty little bitch you are. what the fuck is your problem?
     
  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    forget i asked. bash the USA some more while you're at it to make up for the snaggly toothed remarks i made.
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    My 'problem' is that i don't like being messed around by silly two-faced bitches that don't know whether they're coming or going (and that's not a reference to your holiday plans).
     
  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    just talking some Fugly smack. i wasnt referring to you personally, Nursey.
     
  10. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Nursey...not that I want to butt in here....HOWEVER...

    Anyone who takes ANYTHING said in the Fugly Forums SERIOUSLY needs a fucking vacation.
    And no, that doesn't mean you go to a resort and get your brains fucked out...it means you need to step back, take a few deep breaths(preferably of some STRONG medicinal/herbal "suppliment")...down a few liters of your favorite alcoholic beverage, and THEN you go to a resort and get fucked silly.
    That might help you.
     
  11. Nursey

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    Oh goody! It's Kaptain Dimbitch to the rescue, blabbing shit about stuff he's presumed. How unusual.
     
  12. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Ho Hum.....so much for helping out an anal-retentive shit-for-brains.
    Alright...fine...see if THIS helps:

    Place bullet in chamber...close chamber and spin it.
    place barrel to your forehead....

    SLOWLY squeeze trigger.

    If no loud noise is heard, repeat the last step.
     
  13. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Oh i seee....the first post was Kaptain being fuh-neh, and now he's being meeeeean. That lycra tighted devil just runs rings around me!
     
  14. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    ewww, is that cock-cheese i see? :(
     
  15. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Looks like grated cheddar
     
  16. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    wrong. WARTS! cauliflower without the cheese sauce. are you french Reizvolles? or German? just wondering. (so i can make fun of you later.)
     
  17. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    German, dammit! Don't call me french!
     
  18. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Lets hope he's german, as you haven't had much luck with frenchman have you?
     
  19. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    posted that just as i was typing mine goddamit!
     
  20. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    I see, Nursey, that again, as ever, you sit home on a friday night with nothing better to do than make little animations of things you wish you had. I don't hate you for it...but I don't pitty you either. I don't know of any guys who would want to pork your anorexic self. Ok, that's bullshit...I know a few bikers who'd use your tiny body for a cum dumpster....but then again, they'd fuck anything.
     

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