BEWARE!!!!!! If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It Reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will Drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active Verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which Grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll Fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front Of you, sending sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you. Send to everyone...
what the fuck has that got to do with nauseous and her fucked-upness... that deserved a new topic SBD you dumbass... oh and nauseous... no periods since 2000??.. are you anorexic or something.. and if so do you have any pics
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: what the fuck has that got to do with nauseous and her fucked-upness... that deserved a new topic SBD you dumbass... oh and nauseous... no periods since 2000??.. are you anorexic or something.. and if so do you have any pics <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, my fucked-upness apparently has kept you mildly entertained or you wouldn't post here. SBD can post ANYTHING he wants, ANYWHERE he wants,ANYTIME he wants. If you have a problem with it, come to me and I'll beat you down! If I have to, I'll use one of my ribs. I was thinking of removing them anyway, I think they make me look fat.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: ha ha! Silent But Deadly is a DUMBASS!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ha! Ha! Don't make me hurt you too!
hey how come only the top half of that lady is fucked up? was she wearing pantyhose or something? i am thinking of doing a documentary where i travel around the country filming peoples suicides. would that make me an accomplis or accessory /spell/ ?and how long is a corpse good for fucking anyway? do you have to have a knife taped to your penis so you can get thru that rigamortoused hole? i am mostly tired and need something new. hey Nauseous, you may as well keep smoking since you're going to die from lime disease anyways (man i knew citrus was bad for us). now me, i have so much to live for. now I need to quit smoking
i have to admit i have an unusually thrilling fantasy involving peeling that ladies support panties off with my teeth whilst pummelling that hoaching hot-pot of maggots that are thriving around the soft cavitous region of her face with my super-boner. i wouldn't really do that to her,in real life,though!!?! ...i'd run up to the stinking bitch and kick her in the face!!!Yah!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Hey, my fucked-upness apparently has kept you mildly entertained or you wouldn't post here. SBD can post ANYTHING he wants, ANYWHERE he wants,ANYTIME he wants. If you have a problem with it, come to me and I'll beat you down! If I have to, I'll use one of my ribs. I was thinking of removing them anyway, I think they make me look fat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In my defence...what she said! but please curb any thoughts of me behaving in a manner such as cheeze dawg because I aint no little biatch. P.S. thanks sexy
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: ha ha! Silent But Deadly is a DUMBASS!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey cunt if I wanted to hear an asshole talk I would have farted. Now shut the fuck up and suck a cock them crack bills aint gonna pay themselves.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: what the fuck has that got to do with nauseous and her fucked-upness... that deserved a new topic SBD you dumbass... oh and nauseous... no periods since 2000??.. are you anorexic or something.. and if so do you have any pics <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Silent picks up an old moderator badge fades back to the three line shoots and scores!! the crowd is on thier feet going crazy!!! heheh
deadly, is that your old fuglychat moderator badge you got there.. or my old fuglyforum moderator badge??? and nauseous.. of course your neuroses are entertaining.. but the novelty will wear off for us before long... but HAHA you have to live with 'em.. *snigger* at least you still have a sense of humour... but pretty soon that brain tumour thats sneaking up on you with a big club will take that away...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: but HAHA you have to live with 'em.. *snigger* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed* [ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: PinkorBrown69 ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Aren't the people in the fugly forums supposed to be fucked up?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It seems to be the general consensus.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly: In my defence...what she said! but please curb any thoughts of me behaving in a manner such as cheeze dawg because I aint no little biatch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I was just letting you know that I had your back. Nothing nore, nothing less.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy has left the building: ... at least you still have a sense of humour... but pretty soon that brain tumour thats sneaking up on you with a big club will take that away...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Put the club down Pimp, and fight like a man! [ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey... good point! [ May 30, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: And you have to live with yours... *snigger/chortle/giggle/chuckle/LOL/ROTFL/pisses in pants/gets up to go and get changed*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's not fair!!He doesn't have to live with me,he wants to! [ May 31, 2001: Message edited by: Tori_Anus ]
