How did it die? Does it involve any sordid sex acts? You aint got it stuck in any orifice's have you.
Gonna bury it or flush it? Probably slap the fucker between two slices of bread and cover it in mushy peas eat the fucker knowing you women and your pregnant *fetishes* Comiserations none the less...
you never could figure out how to quote someone correctly, but we still luv ya like a retarded cousin. cunt.