Come on you lazy fucks. How long has it been? Two years since the last victim? There's always a promise "we have new victims coming" every few months or so and nothing ever comes out of it. Put down those bongs, throw away those 80s gay porn mags, stop jackin and get the shit done! Do it quick or I'll hire a diseased male hooker to fuck you all in the ass and give you some new, exotic, faggoty disease to keep you occupied. Aiiight?! Just don't get me mad.
