Bling bling

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Apr 11, 2004.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Sometimes, when I get bored, I like to look at things that I will never have. I know it depresses some people, but it doesn't really bother me too much. Anyway, I went looking for the most expensive house I could find and I stumbled upon this little shack:





    $53,000,000
    9 Bed, 20 Bath


    Property Features

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    Single Family Property
    Area: Bel Air - Holmby Hills
    Mediterranean style
    Four story
    9 total bedroom(s)
    20 total bath(s)
    Master bedroom
    Bonus room
    Breakfast area/room
    Den
    Family room
    Library
    Living room
    Media room
    Office
    Inside laundry area
    Laundry room
    Fireplace(s)
    Family room fireplace
    Living room fireplace
    Master bedroom fireplace
    Marble floors
    Stone flooring
    Hardwood floors
    Central heat
    Dishwasher
    Disposal
    Refrigerator
    Trash compactor
    Microwave oven
    Range and oven
    Exhaust fan/hood
    Bar
    Built-in features
    Intercom system
    Pantry
    3 Covered Parking Spaces
    Attached parking
    Patio
    Cabana
    Tile roof
    Heated pool
    Private swimming pool
    Swimming pool
    Gated entry
    Guarded entry
    View












    My mortgage would only be $243,045 Per Month. To pay in cash, I'd only have to save every penny I make and live to be about 2,470
     
  2. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    I bet if you had that house you'd pull all the chicks, right?
     
  3. Agamemnon

    Agamemnon New Member

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    You should find out how much it is un-furnished. Mind you saying that, it'd probably cost the house value for all those fucking books in that libary. Also, what about tax on a house like that? how much would that be a year?
    plus with all that lighting I'd be scared that some camal fucker with a rag would fly a plain in to it.


    Btw, i didnt mean to piss on your dreams, sorry :wink: :)
     
  4. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan New Member

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    how nice would that be
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Y'kno, I've been sitting on that property for a few years now, I'm a little anxious to get rid of it - I could probably let it go for 49 if you're still interested...
     
  6. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Back at ya.
     
  7. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I surrender!
     
  8. Rottin Candy

    Rottin Candy New Member

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    you could rent out the rest, i would. Imagine the maddness...
    you just use the space you need and rent the rest out to little ritch kids.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    FYI:

    That house is still one the market.

    277 ST PIERRE RD
    LOS ANGELES, CA 90077

    I'd love to be the listing agent for that house.
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Here's some more pics







    Personally, I think that bedroom looks gay.
     
  11. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    do you really need that many bathrooms, ive never seen a house with more rooms than bathrooms.
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Eh?
     
  13. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    uh i just reread that,
    ive never seen a house with more bathrooms then bedrooms

    there
     
  14. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    well it would be a great place for parties no more lining up to use the bathroom!
     
  15. Dr.Roboto

    Dr.Roboto New Member

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    eh i just pee on your fence/house anyways its easier than walking to the bathroom drunk
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I jst want that house long enough to take a dump in each toilet
     
  17. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    *scratches Dr. Roboto's name off invitation list*
     
  18. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I dunno Rob, isn't the fence better than some sloshed fucker trying to hit the toilet?
     
  19. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    Excellent point, Dr Roboto's name is now unscratched. Piss away my friend, piss away.
     
  20. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    *crimps one out in the main hallway, points at Doc B...*

    IT WAS HIM THE FILTHY BASTAAAARD!!!
     

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