Wire up 3 or 4 ponds of plastic explosive to your victims mail box. It may cause a little damage, but it's worth it to see the surprised expression on their face as it flies past your window at mach3.
After getting amazingly pissed off at my fiancees house mate, i thoughtup this little cherub :- 1/ Go to your locaal fishing tackle shop and get about a kilo of maggots. 2/ Put a couple of old apples in a tray and put the maggots in with them. 3/ hide it in the mother fuckers room. stand back when the stupid cunt opens his door after about 4 days..... :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:
I know it's a little late, but powdered (non-sweetened) "Kool-Aid" is always fun to disperse upon an unsuspecting victim's bedsheets...