better time than any to bust out the michael jackson jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by 1337, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. 1337

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    Q:Whats the difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson?
    A:One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other holds groceries


    Q:Whats brown, lumpy and found in small children's underpants?
    A:Michael Jackson's hand




    thats all i can remember, at the moment,

    for the shit-jackals of course youve heard them before, its jus ta good time to bring em out

    feel free to add more.
     
  2. 1337

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    replace plastic bag with "grocery bag" in the first one.
     
  3. Schmed

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    what time is it when micheal jackson makes love??


    When the big hand touches the little hand.


    yea yea they are all old


    why did jackson go to Kmart?


    he heard they had a sale..boys pants half off
     
  4. Cough Syrup

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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Well, Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon and Michail Jackson fucks little boys.
     
  5. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

    Well, Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon and Michail Jackson fucks little boys.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL
     
  6. Lord Toodle of Pip

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    After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex.
    She replied " For fucks sake , let the little bastard start walking first !!!!! "



    the coat is on and the door is open
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

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    Have you heard Mcdonalds is mAking a new McJackson burger?

    35 year old meat, between 11 year old buns
     
  8. igabfbrn

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    Jacko's newest song...

    Don't let your son go down on me
     
  9. Lord Toodle of Pip

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    whats the difference between michael jackson and frankie detorri?


    frankie has a licence to ride 3 year olds! :)
     
  10. The Mad Scot

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    The police raid jacksons ranch in search of illegal narcotics. They find Class A drugs in the kitchen and Class C in the bedroom.
     
  11. instagator

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    kewl

    Why can't Jacko be a race car driver?

    Because he always comes in a little behind.


     
  12. Mighty-Munter

    Mighty-Munter New Member

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    Someone please carbon date these jokes.
     
  13. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Hey Mighty...do us all a favor, and post some pics of you killing yourself.
     

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