My toilet got some head last night!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jan 29, 2004.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Today's lecture, Steel Reserve and your body. This is after one 24oz can...

    Exhibit A:

    "Seems like as good a place as any to collapse..."



    Exhibit B:

    "Cold porcelin never felt so good..."



    Exhibit C:

    "Why is my face all wet?"



    Faces have been changed to protect the guilty... :twisted:
     
  2. Coma White

    Coma White New Member

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    I'll bet thats you, and your boyfriend took those pics
     
  3. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Only one fucking can?!?!

    Your friend needs to have his drinking testicles drop already...
     
  4. Lomotil

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    I'm stuck on nicknames... Should I just call him 'the lightweight' like I have been, or does 'toilet-hugger' sound more fitting?
     
  5. Captain Morgan

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    "biggest pussy ever" would work

    i didnt think that was even possible
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    damn nigguh... i can bang like 2 bags of smack, then drink 3 forties of steel reserve, before I yak
     
  7. Schmed

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    Lomo , I think your bathroom has more unused space in it than the rest of your house put together...
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    $20 says, that Lomo has some kinda electrical device on the tank, or on a shelf above the tank of the toilet...
     
  9. Captain Morgan

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    dont think there will be any takers on that bet
     
  10. Schmed

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    NAHHH, Lomo seems like a no nonsense bathroom guy, notice the lack of a magizine pile on the side of the toilet. Im guessing Lomos bathroom is all buisness.
     
  11. sparky69

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    god made pot
    man made booze
    who r u gonna trust?
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    You believe in god... spunky you faggot...

    What about when a grape falls to earth and ferments, that’s wine... did god make that? Before you go spewing off your religious babble, please have the common courtesy to know what the fuck you are talking about...

    Moron...
     
  13. Lomotil

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    That's the guest bathroom... :wink: Why should I provide them reading materials? I don't like people shitting at my house anyway, so if I can expediate the process (however infrequent) when it occurs, why not?

    There are a couple electrical cords reaching in that bathroom to power a couple things in the hallway, but other than that, the only electrical item in there is an unplugged indiglo nitelight...

    Now, my bathroom, however... ;)
     
  14. Lomotil

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    Unless otherwise 'afflicted' :twisted: - I have to stop with 4 24's of 211 before I call it a night (or morning).

    And if I'm stoned before I start drinking, fuggitaboudit. Two of 'em have me hovering around soft things in the event of a fall...
     
  15. Lomotil

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    To be fair, there were about 3 "water pipe" ;) hits shortly after he chugged that 24...

    *SyStEm OVVerrrload?*

    Heh, like I keep saying... *lightweight!*
     
  16. Lomotil

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    And yes... That bathroom is honestly the least cluttered place in the whole fucking house. That's counting the A/C closet, too.
     
  17. sparky69

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    [quote="I Murder Children
    You believe in god... spunky you faggot...

    What about when a grape falls to earth and ferments, that’s wine... did god make that? Before you go spewing off your religious babble, please have the common courtesy to know what the fuck you are talking about...

    Moron...[/quote]


    not quite bubba.
    u gotta do a whole bunch of shit to make grapes into wine.
     
  18. Necrite

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    LOL. He must know alot about "a whole bunch of shit".

    By the way that is sarcasm. And judging by his location, he is a necrophiliac.
     
  19. sparky69

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    fuck yeah

    ..............i tore off her titties put them in a blender and drank them for my morning meal
     
  20. ratatouille

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    AHAHAHAHA! he was probably sick from riding Lomo's carousel too!

    Spunktard callin' IMC "bubba"?! holy shit! AHAHAHAHHA!
     

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