racist and loving it

What do you call a 56 year old asian-muslim male with a medical degree who is in the running for the Nobel Prize?

......

A paki.

 

must apologise for the echo..............

 

Gonna apologise for the joke?

 

yea, stymies got you there. apologize you bastard

 

Personally, I cursed life itself and Allah himself for letting the rest slip out... and, um.,.....fuck you, I forgot what the fuck I was goinng to type..................

 

Man you crumpets don't like middle easterners at all do you?

 

crumpets?

 

Anyone from the UK that isn't a limey = crumpet

 

Right! That's it! I gotta go buy a packet now, I got me a craving!

 

crumpets drowned in lashings and lashings of butter MMmmmmm

 

Nah, you gotta cram a shitload of primula cheese n chive spread on em.

 

Butter (shitloads) and honey (finely drizzled) is the only way to eat crumpets.

Anything else is just plain wrong.

 

Loads of butter and strawberry jam.

 

never had them

 

jam? thats just odd!

 

Who's been watching too much Ready Steady Cook then! Doesn't that Ainsley Harriot get on your tits.



(He's the fool on the right)

 

Grrr...

 

agreement! the guy is a cock, ready steady cook is only on tv to encourage dolites back to gainfull employment (the same as kilroy, trisha & this morning)

 

I still think Keith Floyd is the King of Cooking!

Ainsley is a cunt. Pure and simple.

 

keith "one bottle for the cooking and two for me" floyd