Now that it was illegal for policemen to use plungers to assfuck each other, they had to resort to other objects...
"officer dick demostrates the new punishment for skatboarders-the claw hammer rip shot" claw hammer ouch
The cop on the left : *licking the hammer* UMMMMMM< tastes like chocolate. OR The Blonde one: Its my turn, lardass! * Whacks the skateboard in between the other cops feet with the hammer, watches him panick like a mother fucker - cos they're in san fransisco*
After major cut-backs in police department funding, officers Jones and Smith show off their newly issued "sidearm" and "squadcar".
Police training school 'Right, so while your partner stands on the niggers nuts like this. You smash him in the head untill he stops moving. Then you arrest him, okay...'