Caption this pic...

yeah, keep laughing bitch... I'm pissing in your handbag, right now...

 

As this man agrees, EVERY woman is sexier with a couple of black eyes....

 

Billy! Don't go that close to the railing, the blackeyed lard-ass is about to feed.

 

*david attenborough voice*

it is dusk, the female of the species emerges from the pond where she has been sunning herself to search for food......

awww fukkit im tired

 

Frollocking about in it's natural habitat of urine, vomit, alcohol, and scrutiny, the Thunderthighic gargantouis begins it's mating dance in an effort to captivate the attention of the closest prospective mate.

Shit, I still like Ulf's better...

 

"Look Stanley, if your butt plug means that much to you you can have the fucker back.."

 

Nice...

 

Now you won't believe this but you know those jeans u lost, well they were in my ass all along

 

See the guy in the background? he is in a band... http://www.kaosrules.com/tk.htm

 

ScythopicPsycho :
That must have struck me just right..I'm laughin so fuckin hard I'm crying and can't see straight...
I hope my boss doesn't walk in...
Ven