evilution?

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by ratatouille, Jun 28, 2003.

  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    i came home this evening (pretty fucking buzzed), only to find this FISH? flopping around my doorstep. i tried to pick him up but he squirmed out of my hands and landed in the bushes, so i got a bucket and captured him. i didnt cut his ass open and all that gory shit- (like you know who...). i took its picture and threw him into the big pond behind my house. it looks like a catfish. any guesses? i live in FL.
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i think you should have had sex with it
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    yes but i have a headache.
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    OOOO!!! me TOOOOO!!!
     
  5. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    maybe i'll rub one out before i sleep. or roll one around in cornflour.
    *tosses coin*
     
  6. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    i came home this evening (pretty fucking buzzed), only to find this FISH? flopping around my doorstep. i tried to pick him up but he squirmed out of my hands and landed in the bushes, so i got a bucket and captured him. i didnt cut his ass open and all that gory shit- (like you know who...). i took its picture and threw him into the big pond behind my house. it looks like a catfish. any guesses? i live in FL.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It is probably a walking catfish. They are a lot like mudskippers, except a lot dumber (hence finding it on your doorstep).

    And, Florida is just about where you would find them.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    i came home this evening (pretty fucking buzzed), only to find this FISH? flopping around my doorstep. i tried to pick him up but he squirmed out of my hands and landed in the bushes, so i got a bucket and captured him. i didnt cut his ass open and all that gory shit- (like you know who...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Don't even mention her fucking name...
    She will apear like herpees
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    It is probably a walking catfish. They are a lot like mudskippers, except a lot dumber (hence finding it on your doorstep).

    And, Florida is just about where you would find them.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It was probably looking for a ballot box...
     

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