Ze Vampire Lady

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by FagARoni, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    You would wouldn't you??? How do you just have a knack for ruining EVERYTHING!?!!Now i look a right stupid cunt cos you pre-empted my post and decided to change the habit of a lifetime and leave your basement to go and ask permission to get laid!
     
  2. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    You would wouldn't you??? How do you just have a knack for ruining EVERYTHING!?!!Now i look a right stupid cunt cos you pre-empted my post and decided to change the habit of a lifetime and leave your basement to go and ask permission to get laid!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's true, I have a knack for ruining everything. Right after my last post in this thread, my mom came downstairs and caught me furiously masturbating while reading Dijhana's post to me. Now she says I'm not allowed to have anybody stay the night and she took my MEGAtowel! I'm soooo sad now.
     
  3. Nursey

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    OH NOOOOOOO!OH FUCKKKK FRED...I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!
    HAPPY VIJHANA?????
    Look at her and her stupid smug grin...she looks a right spoilt little bitch that could benefit from a good kick in!

    Hey,Vijhana you evil, manipulative little whore,is
    that baldy shithead at the left a cop then? I bet he kicks the shit out of his wife and kids then ties them up in the basement with the aid of these types of things...
    Sorry Fred...i shouldn't have lashed out at you.Try using some old newspaper til you get your 'MEGAtowel' back,ok???
     
  4. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Sorry Fred...i shouldn't have lashed out at you.Try using some old newspaper til you get your 'MEGAtowel' back,ok???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I tried the newspaper thing and I discovered three things:
    1. Much like silly putty, I can get the comic strips to transfer to my cock if I push on them hard enough.
    2. Unlike silly putty, newspaper makes me break out in a rash.
    3. Comic strips are much funnier after I jizz all over them.

    Thanks for the advice, Nussey.
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    ...Comic strips are much funnier after I jizz all over them...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And heavier too am sure...
     
  6. pook

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    Nursey-I'M NOT HER!!FUCK! Why the hell does everyone think that I'm Memory and Dream?!I don't even live in the same damn fucking country as her...God, some of you are so fucking thick!
     
  7. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dijhana:
    Nursey-I'M NOT HER!!FUCK! Why the hell does everyone think that I'm Memory and Dream?!I don't even live in the same damn fucking country as her...God, some of you are so fucking thick!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    So who was the fuckwit that assumed that anyone here gives a fuck what you are? Yet you still come back to post. And now you're givin out awards? That's sooo...cute(?)
    *hands Dijhana an award for being an annoying, repetitive, gothic cunt*
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    JESUS CHRIST VAHJINA!!!Learn to fucking READ!!!
     
  8. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    Thanks for the advice, Nussey. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hokey cokey Fred! Hope mom doesn't stay mad with you for too long!
     
  9. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    JESUS CHRIST VAHJINA!!!Learn to fucking READ!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  10. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    JESUS CHRIST VAHJINA!!!Learn to fucking READ!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You forgot CUNT!! at end.
     
  11. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I dont wank:
    hey!...

    Shes my bitch who Im gonna fuck with. Leave her alone.

    Oooooooh Im getting all wet waiting for her response.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    what the hell wank?? Stop trying to fuck all the new ladies on the forum, you have bob and his penis for joy!!!
     
  12. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    You forgot CUNT!! at end.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Jesus!So i did!Thanks for pointing that out,cunt.
     
  13. pook

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    Oh Nursey you're my favorite, you're insidious wit and clever retaliations never cease to astound me...and what the fuck was this about me being a manipulative whore? Thanks for the compliment but how and who the fucking hell did I manipulate exactly? Oh and sorry that you had to go and waste that lovely little psycho-analysis on me, it most of took you some serious thought...
     
  14. Nursey

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    Oh no...that snivelling whore Vahjina's back and she appears to be owning up to being:

    A-the stupid,smug looking bitch in the pics
    B-called Vahjina

    You think it took 'serious thought' to come up with that 'lovely psychoanalysis'? Why is that,Vahjina? If you think so,i would be inclined to think i may have struck a nerve!
    And i thought Rossy was your favourite!!He's going to be quite upset about this...he was so delighted about receiving that little award too! And just for that,i hope the pervo baldy cop fuck,who after one particularly nasty incidence of spouse abuse and triggered by his last remaining shred of human conscience (which torturously screams through his numb baldy cop fuck being), pauses for a moment while pumping his ~lovely Vahjina~ to take a revolver from the side of the bed and blast his fucking brains out!
     
  15. Tojo Burbage

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    * Dub starts a one man mexican wave, whilst watching the 'lions' ripping the 'christians' to shreds in the arena *
     
  16. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dijhana:
    Oh Nursey you're my favorite<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO She is MY favorite!!!!!!!! I was nice to u Diji, but you don't love me!!!!! Since your mean to Nursey, we cannot be friends like u said u wanted to be!!!! Nursey cums first and foremost to me, because I am her lamby and she loves me so!!!
     
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    ...so!!!
     
  18. Nursey

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    Yes Tori....*so*.
     
  19. ross_perot

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    Hey lookie!!! I'm in heaven with Nursey!!!!!
     
  20. pook

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    Since you didn't understand what I said I thought that I would reiterate...when I said that you wasted the psycho-analysis on me, that meant that you WASTED it, for the simple fact that I'm not M so you wasted your time with that reply. I've never even been to the fucking stateslet alone live there. And Rossy, I'm sorry but I didn't start any of this...
     

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